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Panda Just You And I

NEVER say "no" to Panda.

Summary[]

Panda is a fearsome creature from the Panda Cheese commercials. He appears whenever someone rejects Panda Cheese, silently gazes at the person who rejected the cheese, RAISES HELL, then places the Panda Cheese in front of the person. More info on this bear can be found here.

Powers and Stats[]

Tier: Memetic Tier

Name: Panda

Origin: Panda Cheese Commercials, you just don't say "no" to it

Gender: Unknown

Age: Unknown

Classification: Panda

Powers and Abilities: Hell Raising, Intimidation, Omnipresence, 4th Wall Breaking, (has his own theme song) Advertisement Godlyhood

Attack Potency: Let's just say, DON'T reject the cheese.

Speed: Omnipresent+

Lifting Strength: Class Cheese

Striking Strength: Enough to make you beg for Panda Cheese

Durability: I would just take the damn cheese and not try and attack him

Stamina: Limitless

Range: Everywhere

Standard Equipment: Panda Cheese Products

Intelligence: Hard To Define (Seems to follow the same pattern, raise hell when people reject Panda Cheese)

Weaknesses: Doesn't do much if people accept the cheese.

Feats: Just you know why.....

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Notable Victories:

  • The people that rejected Panda Cheese

Notable Losses:

  • Arab Dairy (Got nerfed in 2014 and became much nicer)

Inconclusive Matches: