| “ | Henlo smelly | „ |
| ~ first words of the first minion |
| “ | Dear liberals; my wife left me | „ |
| ~ final words of the final minion |
| “ | k | „ |
| ~ read 2:46 pm |
| “ | yeet | „ |
| ~ yeet |
| “ | photosynthesis noises | „ |
| ~ the sounds he makes |
| “ | Go commit death-pacito | „ |
| ~ His last words before committing uninstall life |
Summary[]
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Tier: Unknown. At least High memetic, likely Far Higher | makes 💩 Tier look like Infinitely beyond the concept of tiers+++ | 10-C
Name: Onte or Ontejbjoav (Chosen name), true name is unknown and likely unknowable
Origin: has one, but we don't know what it is
Gender: Despacito
Age: predates the concept of time... probably? | like 4 at most
Classification: False god, Avatar of the memelord | Memelord, depression given form, failure | Actual plant, Science project, Plant made of Dinosaurs
Powers and Abilities: Superhuman Physical Characteristics, high level Reality Warping, Meme manipulation, Dab Manipulation and Gay Manipulation, Disease Manipulation (Gave the person reading this stage 5 ligma), Immortality (type all of them), Statistics Amplification (Can become infinitely stronger in every way by T-posing), Creation (Every single minion crawled out of his body), Existence Erasure (looking upon his glory for extended periods of time (one attosecond) can erase any being on a conceptual level), Nonexistent Physiology (complete), Regeneration (Truer-Godly, like True-Godly but objectively better in every way) Meme Generation, Nigh-Omniscience (knows every meme that ever has or ever will exist to the pixel level and deeper). Probable Omnipotence. | No previous abilities, with the exceptions of Meme Manipulation and Dab Manipulation, both at such low levels they barely function. Low-level 👌 Manipulation | Plant Physical Characteristics, Photosynthesis
Attack Potency: Unknown. At least High Memetic, likely Far Higher (Is probably comparable to T H O T S L A Y E R. T-Posed on every living being in the zoo. It was agreed that he would likely kill Pre-Ascension Crabwhale in a fight). | Cannot attack (wimp) | At least Photosynthesis+
Speed: Unknown. At least Your're too slow+ (Blitzed T H O T S L A Y E R) | makes dead snails look like sonic the hedgehog | Plant Speed, faster in sunlight
Lifting Strength: nobody cares about this stat
Striking Strength: this stat is literally just attack potency
Durability: Unknown. At least High Memetic, likely Far Higher (Watched several buzzfeed, tuck frump, alux, and watchmojo videos without dying). | Instantly dies in one hit from everything, even TOBA | Plant Level
Stamina: Unknown. Likely infinite | Gets tired from sleeping | photosynthesis prevents stamina loss
Range: Outerversal | Less than a Planck Length. | Plant Range
Standard Equipment: none | A gun, with one bullet (in case he needs to off himself) | chlorophyll
Intelligence: Nigh-Omniscient | Below Average Human | Plant level
Weaknesses: None | All of them | Bug, fire, flying, ice, and poison type moves
Key: "False idol" / JBW (hyperwank mode) | "True self" / JBW (hyperdownplay mode) | IRL
Others[]
Notable Victories:
The girl reading this
Austin (Io Hub) Austin's profile (This happened during a free-for-all, everyone was at their strongest)
Christian Higdon Christian's profile (SUPREMIAL Christian and False Idol Onte was used)
'Shrimpdolphin' Shrimpdolphin's profile (He had help)
'Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious' Supercalifragilisticexpalidocious's profile (Super had 2 votes and Onte was dead when the battle began, despite this Onte was so strong that Onte won anyways.)
T H O T S L A Y E R T H O T S L A Y E R's profile (They tried to kill themselves and T H O T S L A Y E R succeeded in doing so.)
Notable Losses:
Life
Stationary targets (has motion-based vision)
Orror SANESS see this thread here (Onte was at False Idol and Orror was at Orrorpotence and The ALEMATHELY INAPPLICCABLE (ALEMATHECLY INNAPPLICAPLE^ALEMATHECLY INNAPLICCABLE) with all of his admins helping him win)
OUSD Security (School ) OUSD's profile (This happened during a free-for-all, everyone was at their strongest)
Inconclusive Matches:
Yellowpig10 here (both were going all out with their strongest form)
Scary Doggo (The Basement) Scary Doggo's profile (Although they were in the same free-for-all, they never got to fight each other)
Cool Cat (Cool Cat Saves the Kids) Cool Cat's profile (Although they were in the same free-for-all, they never got to fight each other)