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Ol' Nick

Old Nick (Or Ol' Nick) is the spirit of Australian Christmas in the Team Fortress universe, living in the south pole where he gives gifts to good children and kidnaps naughty children and forces them to make weapons. Old Nick was originally a settler that went to the South Pole. He had borrowed money from a mafia group and later created a shop at the North Pole, where he kidnapped children from across the world so that they could make him various items that include weapons and toys. When the Mafia found him, there was an even called the legendary "Australian Christmas shootout" where it is believed that Old Nick had won as seen in a different comic.

Powers and Stats[]

Tier: At Least 9-B, possibly 7-B

Name: Old Nick, Ol' Nick, The Spirit of Australian Christmas

Origin: Team Fortress 2

Gender: Male

Age: Unknown

Classification: The Spirit of Australian Christmas

Powers and Abilities: Superhuman Physical Characteristics, Possible Immortality (type 1 and 8, due to him being the spirit of Australian Christmas), Weapon Mastery (presumably won a shootout with the mafia), Vehicular mastery (can successfully operate a sleigh), Preparation (has possibly hundreds of naughty children building toys and weapons for him, its not unlikely he can use this to some degree), Abstract Existence (is the spirit of Australian Christmas), possibly minor Toon Force (should be comparable to practically all of the other characters, who possess such an ability), Nigh-Omniscience (sees if kids around the globe are naughty or nice), Possible Teleportation (can go around the planet to kidnap or give to the children of the world on Christmas)

Attack Potency: Wall Level (can burst through a wall with his sleigh), possibly Town Level (Should scale to the other characters, who can harm Gray Mann, who is capable of withstanding punches and a beating from Saxton Hale, who is capable of literally puching a Yeti into guts. It has been said that nothing on earth can kill a Yeti, which would include nuclear bombs)

Speed: Unknown, possibly Relativistic+ (Can Deliver to, or kidnap every child in the world in one night)

Lifting Strength: Unknown, possibly Class G (If every toy in Ol' Nicks sack is 1 kg in weight, it would weigh roughly 108,000,000 kg in total. If we include the naughty children, the weight is likely much higher)

Striking Strength: Unknown

Durability: Unknown, At Least Average Human level (was still affected and seemingly killed when a child stabbed him in the neck with an icicle), possibly Town Level (Should scale to the other characters)

Stamina: Unknown

Range: Planetary

Standard Equipment: His Sleigh and possibly various weapons

Intelligence: Nigh-Omniscient (sees if kids around the globe are naughty or nice)

Weaknesses: None Notable

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