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Summary[]

On August the 9th 2018, on the Obi-Wan Gainobi page, Admin Crabwhale made the suggestion that Gainobi and High Ground Edition should perform the fusion dance.

The fools said it couldn't be possible. The godmoders laughed at such a concept...

But they did it, and now, Anakin (& everyone else), it's over, he has the high ground.

Powers and Stats[]

Tier: Memetic++, High Ground Tier while on the High Ground (Blatantly surpasses your tier)

Name: Obi-Wan "High Ground" Gainobi

Origin: The Star Wars Prequels / Swole Star Wars / The High Ground

Gender: Irrelevant, too high up and too ripped

Age: Mid 20's-30's (PT); Late 50's (OT), Likely predates sentient life | Irrelevant on the high ground (the High Ground is infinitely bigger than every concept, including time.)

Classification: Most ripped Jedi in existence, master of the High Ground

Powers and Abilities: All the abilities of The Force and The Other Force, can do anything with just a little usage of the High Ground, Infinitely superior to anyone 'below' him or the High Ground, Large Size (Type >12; capable of standing on top of the High Ground, which absolutely transcends all dimensions of every size. Capable of viewing the entire body of Your Mother, who is the largest character in all of fiction and non-fiction.) Unstoppable Durability Negation (Anyone who tries to reach his level without understanding of the High Ground will be erased from every plane of existence, does endless infinities times the damage against cringe godmode characters), Statistics Amplification (Doing hardcore gym before a battle raises his power an extra infinity), Completely unstoppable Plot Manipulation (because Obi-Wan is on the High Ground, the battles he fights are already over (and won, by him)), Unstoppable 'Beyond Concept' Manipulation (If a character is beyond the concept of the concept of something, Obi-Wan can just make the concept beyond them, which can render them below dimensions, below life, and can even render them below tiers, which makes them almost as weak as The One Below All) Beyond Limits (the power of The High Ground starts at below -∞% and then does not end going upwards)

Resistance to: everything else(?)

Attack Potency: Memetic++, HG Tier on the High Ground (Butter-knifed Anakin when he attempted to reach him, Easily instakills anyone who does not understand gains or the High Ground, massively infinite multiplier onto the powers of Obi-Wan Gainobi and Obi-Wan (High Ground Edition) so infinitely superior to before)

Speed: Faster than Irrelevent/Omnipresent, Literally untouchable with the High Ground (faster than you)

Lifting Strength: All of it (Muscle mass is immeasurable with High Ground and training) (can lift your verse)

Striking Strength: All of it (Fingers are so jacked, that they could flick a godmode to obliteration in every dimension/timeline/omniverse, amplified even further by using -∞% of the High Ground)

Durability: Practically Invulnerable (Gains and High Ground make him impervious)

Stamina: Superior to yours (Good luck even reaching the High Ground)

Range: Anywhere in (or out) [non]existence with High Ground and muscle expansion

Standard Equipment: Lightsaber, The High Ground, Jacked muscles, Infinte Quettaton weights

Intelligence: Beyond Batman's 'Beyond Omniscience' (The Brain is a muscle, and is high up in your body, so gains/elevation is higher than omniscience)

Weaknesses: Fusion apparently has a time limit, but due to how powerful this fusion is, and that it trancends all concepts of time, space, size, dimensions, etc, It will probably never run out.

Notable Attacks/Techniques (not that he needs them):

  • High Ground (Always has it and always wins)
  • Flex (Obi-Wan doubles in size, even though he is bigger than the concept of size)
  • Dead Lift (Obi-Wan lifts his opponent (and their verse))
  • Bench Press (Obi-Wan bench presses his opponent (and their verse))
  • RKO (Out of nowhere, Obi-Wan smashes his opponent's head into the ground, this kills them, even if they trancend the concept of death)
  • E X P A N D (Obi-Wan makes his lightsaber grow to reach his opponent, no matter how fast, large or where they are)
  • Roundhouse Kick (Taught to him by the legendary Chuck Norris)
  • Taunting (Shouts about his high ground to provoke his opponent, this will kill them if they are not Memetic+ tier or higher)

Others[]

Notable Victories:

All Godmodes (Like, no seriously. Half of them aren't even on the wiki anymore. Especially those horrifying Thanos and Logan Paul godmodes. A victory beyond a victory.)

All OCs (yes, that includes you and your OC[s], User.)

All 'beats everyone on the wiki' and 'stronger than everyone on the wiki' characters

The concept of beating everyone in fiction

The concept of beating everyone in non-fiction

Every concept ever concieved, including those of death, power, tiers, space, time, life, existance, reality, dimensions, size/scale, winning, losing, etc.

The 'Notable Losses' section

The 'Inconclusive Matches' section

Everything else(?)

Notable Losses:

Inconclusive Matches:

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