Summary[]
Ninja Brian is the silent pianist and mass murderer from the internet comedy band Ninja Sex Party. He is completely silent, yet is known to be the most violent out of the duo for obvious reasons.
Powers and Stats[]
Tier: 10-A | 8-C | 7-C to 6-B via scaling | At least 4-C
Name: Ninja Brian
Origin: Ninja Sex Party
Age: Unknown, likely immortal
Powers and Abilities: Superhuman Strength, Speed, Agility, and Intelligence, Reality Bending, Can shoot lasers out of his eyes, Can breathe both in space and underwater, extremely good piano player
Attack Potency: Building Level+ (can make a house explode by using his mind alone) | Country Level+ from scaling to Danny Sexbang (had intercourse with Peru so hard it flew into Argentina) | Star Level (blew up the sun with his eye lasers)
Speed: Peak Human Level+ (outran a cheetah) | Hypersonic+ | FTL+ (based on the quote "The speed of light's for pussies, we're going at the speed of Brian!")
Lifting Strength: Unknown
Striking Strength: Unknown
Durability: Peak Human Level+ | Small Building Level+ (was in the same building he blew up with his mind) | City Level+ via scaling to Danny Sexbang | Star Level
Stamina: Unknown
Range: Melee Range with a blade, a few meters with a blowdart gun| Astronomical with eye lasers
Standard Equipment: Knife, Katana, Blowdart Gun, Keyboard
Intelligence: Genius+ (graduated from college in theoretical physics / is smarter than Danny, whom had built a time machine once)
Weaknesses: literally None Notable
Notable Attacks/Techniques[]
- Murdering the shit out of people: Self Explanatory; can be done in a variety of ways
- Blowdart: Brian shoots you with a poisonous blowdart
- Laser Eyes: Brian shoots lasers out of his eyes; can apparently blow up the sun.