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But Sollux, even with his vision twofold, does not have the
perceptional luxuries of our vision omnipresent.

When executed, the subprogram will summon an indestructible demon into
the recently voided universe. This monstrous being with the power to
travel through time is inconvenienced very little by his arrival upon
THE GREAT UNDOING. He has the entire cadaver of the expired universe
to pick apart at his whim. From its birth through its swelling
maturity and tapering decay. In a reality he is known to have marked
for predation, he will go about assembling followers through various
epochs, even going as far as personally establishing the parameters
for his future summoning.

Sollux couldn't know that the virus is essentially a formality.

The demon is already here.

~ Andrew Hussie describing one of the most famous iterations of Nepeta
The theorized true appearence of Nepeta
The theorized true appearence of Nepeta

Summary[]

Nepeta is a troll from Alternia who, as well as everybody else, it's the true identity of Lord English.

Unlike other characters however, she was able to exploit this characteristic to it's maximum potential, effectivelly becoming the true identity of every character in existence.

If you are confused, this may help you.

Powers and Stats[]

Tier: Nepeta

Name: Every one of them, mostly goes by Nepeta Leijon or Lord English

Origin: Homestuck Fandom (During Act 5 when we were trying to figure out English's true identity). It should be noted that the Homestuck Fandom is actually Nepeta, so she originated from herself

Gender: Refered to as female

Age: Predates the concept of time

Classification: The Everyone of Everything

Powers and Abilities: If I tried to name every one of them, not only would I have to type forever, but you would need to skip this section if you wanted to finish reading this page today

Attack Potency: Nepeta level (Where Nepeta equals every level of Attack Potency)

Speed: Nepetaprescent (Nepeta is everything and everyone, not to mention, she is already here)

Lifting Strength: Class N (For Nepeta)

Striking Strength: Nepeta Class (Where Nepeta equals every class of Striking Strenght)

Durability: Nepeta level (Where Nepeta equals every level of Durability)

Stamina: Low, limitless, and everything in between

Range: Irrelevant (She is already here)

Standard Equipment: Nepeta (Did I mention that Nepeta is everything and everyone?)

Intelligence: Nepetascient

Weaknesses: Given that she is everything, whenever she beats anyone, she beats herself. This is also her greatest strength, since whenever someone beats her, that person also beats themself

tl;dr Everyone = Nepeta, Nepeta = Everyone

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