| “ | What the f-ck did you just f-cking say about me, you little b-tch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the f-ck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my f-cking words. You think you can get away with saying that sh-t to me over the Internet? Think again, f-cker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're f-cking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable -ss off the face of the continent, you little sh-t. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your f-cking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will sh-t fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're f-cking dead, kiddo. | „ |
| ~ Said to some unfortunate troll |
Summary[]
Just some dude that got triggered on the internet.
Powers and Stats[]
Tier: At least 10-A, likely 9-C, up to 8-C with preparation
Name: Unknown
Origin: Somewhere on the internet
Gender: Unknown, though most commonly assumed to be male
Age Unknown, at least a 2 year old, since he acts like one
Classification: Triggered Army God
Powers and Abilities: Athletic Physical characteristics, Martial Arts, possibly Pressure Points (graduated the top of his class in Navy Seals, can kill a man in over seven hundred ways using his hands alone), Weapon Mastery; with Preparation, he has Explosion manipulation (with explosives), Clairvoyance (Via spies), Pain Manipulation (With tear gas)
Attack Potency: At least Athlete level, likely Street level (Is a top soldier), up to Building level+ with preparation (has access to all of the US Marine Corps arsenal and states that he can use the full extent of it. This should include the MK84 Series 2,000 lb bomb, which should yield 8,164,662,660 joules of energy)
Speed: At least Athletic Human, Subsonic travel speed with certain vehicles, at least Supersonic attack speed for a majority of his ranged weapons
Lifting Strength: Unknown, possibly Athletic Human
Striking Strength: At least Athlete level, likely Street level
Durability: Street level (should have access to various forms of armor), up to Small Building level in certain vehicles
Stamina: Unknown, but it should be high considering the rigorous training he has gone through
Range: Standard melee range, Extended melee range with melee weapons, up to kilometers with ranged weaponry
Standard Equipment: Unknown, likely a sniper rifle
Intelligence: at least Gifted (Extremely knowledged in numerous forms of combat, and should be knowledgeable on how to operate all arsenal in the US Marine Corps. Skilled enough to get a 300 killcount for himself)
Weaknesses: Easily gets triggered on the internet
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