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Pecking Order

Alright maggots, listen up. Popo's about to teach you the Pecking Order. It goes: you, the dirt, the worms inside of the dirt, Popo's stool, Kami, then Popo. Any questions?
~ Mr. Popo

Super Form Popo

Mr popo by ing213

Hi....

The abomination of existence2
His breath is the nameless mist.

His skin is the unnamed darkness.

Azathoth, is just his brain.

His atoms are infinite Yog Sothoths, all the same.

He sees your dreams, creepily so.

You will fear his terror, for he is Mr. Popo''

~ The Poem of Popo

Summary[]

More chaotic than chaos itself. Greater than the greatest darkness. Blacker than the blackest void. More terrifying than terror incarnate. More hateful than hatred personified. All these and many more have been used across history to describe Mr. Popo, the unfathomably powerful and unknowably old Demon God, he is the true master of Shenron and the creator of the Fuck Box.

Powers and Stats[]

Tier: Top of The Pecking Order

Name: Mr. Popo

Origin: DragonBall Z Abridged

Gender: Male

Age: Unspeakably ancient, existed before time and space began

Classification: Ancient Demon, Elder God, The True Prince of Darkness

Powers and Abilities: Popopotence, Superhuman Physical Characteristics, Ki Manipulation, Martial Arts Mastery, Magic, 4th Wall Awareness, Darkness Manipulation, Precognition (Predicted Krillins death on Namek), Void Manipulation and Chaos Manipulation (Through control of the Fuck Box), Abstract Existence, Extrasensory Perception, Fear Manipulation (Instills PTSD in all who endure his training), Telepathy, Reality Warping, Madness Manipulation (Can drive the most strong willed completely insane with mere words), Cosmic Awareness, Pain Manipulation, Dream Manipulation (Appeared to Bardock in his dreams), Aura, Soul Manipulation, Bad Time Manipulation (His training), Time Manipulation and Time Travel, Beyond-Dimensional Existence, Creation (Recreated the sun), Death Manipulation, Immortality (Type 9), Genius Intelligence, Subjective Reality, Existence Erasure, Social Influencing, Plot Manipulation, Cosmic Awareness, Absorption, Scary Physiology

Attack Potency: Utterly Unfathomable (He is at the very top of the pecking order. He became the dark side of the Moon. Casually created a new Sun. There is no way to describe what is happening here. Inanimate objects fear him and move on their own because they know better. Completely assimilated Blue Popo. Broke free from the confines of Dragon Ball Z Abridged and killed TeamFourStar)

Speed: Unexplainable (He's so fast he can appear in another abridged series)

Lifting Strength: Unneeded

Striking Strength: Z Fighter level (Repeatedly knocks them off the lookout for annoying him)

Durability: Ha! Fool (He has no durability feats because nobody has ever lasted long enough in a fight with him to even attempt to land a hit)

Stamina: You cannot run away from him

Range: I'll tell you where you're not: safe. (Can attack you in real life if he wants to)

Standard Equipment: The Gem on his turban which contains the Fuck Box. His Magic Carpet capable of travelling 10,000 miles to the soul the gallon

Intelligence: Understands Rick and Morty and to be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Rick's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterization - his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realize that they're not just funny - they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Rick and Morty truly ARE idiots - of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humor in Rick's existential catchphrase "Wubba Lubba Dub Dub," which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmon's genius unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools... how I pity them.

Weaknesses: LSD (A gallon or more can make him delirious for a period of time)

Notable Attacks/Techniques:

  • Hi: Jumpscares you causing an immediate panic reaction and possibly instant death.
  • Assimilation: Mr. Popo uses the Fuck Box to assimilate his enemies.

Others[]

Notable Victories:

Son Goku

Krillin

Tien

Vegeta

Garlic Jr.

Notable Losses:

His sanity

Inconclusive Matches: