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Summary[]

Mike Shadow is the main protagonist of the game Mike Shadow: I Paid For It! He is a stick man who got ripped off by The Vending Machine, and decided that the best course of action was to unleash his godly powers on the Vending Machine, presumably beating the mechanical miscreant to a bloody pulp...

Powers and Stats[]

Tier: 5-A, Higher with Certain Weapons/Abilities...

Name: Mike Shadow

Origin: Mike Shadow: I Paid For It!

Gender: Male

Age: Unknown (Seems to be a middle-aged adult.)

Classification: Human, Martial Artist, Office Worker, Demi-God

Powers and Abilities: Superhuman Physical Characteristics, Magic, Martial Arts (Is skilled in Karate, Boxing, Ninjitsu, Iaijutsu, Sumo and Normal Wrestling, and Kickboxing.), Weapon Mastery (Can use nearly any melee or ranged weapon with impressive skill), Acrobatics, Vehicular Mastery (Can drive a Bulldozer, ride Horses, and use a Mech Suit), Aura, Natural Weaponry (Can extend Wolverine-like claws from his hands), Dimensional Storage (Can pull objects he needs out of thin air), Energy Manipulation (Can channel energy through his hands, feet, and weapons like his Energy Sword), Body Control and Density Manipulation (Can increase and decrease his size and mass at will, can grow wings.), Flight, Duplication (Can summon dozens of clones of himself, can duplicate his Energy Sword), Summoning (Can summon Giants, Dragons, Meteors, Cheerleaders, and Spartan Soldiers.), Chi Manipulation (Can use Terry Bogard's Burn Knuckle), Various forms of BFR, Afterimage Creation (Can create damaging afterimages), Sound Manipulation and Air Manipulation (Can create Sonic Booms), Teleportation, Telekinesis (Can telekinetically lift and throw objects, normally and with his Magic Wand), Damage Boost (Can make his attacks do double damage via a steroid dripping machine), Size Manipulation (Can grow as large as a Building at will), Heat Manipulation (With Lightsaber, Chaos Blades, and Energy Sword), Weather Manipulation (Can summon massive thunderstorms), Fire Manipulation (Can shoot massive blasts of fire from his hands, can also summon a Dragon that can spew fire, use Kratos's Chaos Blades, and shoot fireballs with his Magic Wand.), Electricity Manipulation (Can summon thunderbolts from the sky, summon a massive dome of electricity, and can use Mjolnir.), Explosion Manipulation (Via RPG, Meteor, and Nuclear Bomb), Energy Projection (With Laser Cannon, Kamehameha, and Energy Dome), Earth Manipulation (With Bulldozer), Water Manipulation (Can summon massive waves, geysers, and tornadoes of water), Magma Manipulation (Can cause volcanic eruptions), Limited Time Manipulation (Can reset his own ability cool downs by shooting a giant hourglass), Darkness Manipulation (Via Darkness Scythe), Portal Creation (Can summon portals to The Underworld), Holy Manipulation (By Summoning The Hand of God), Unholy Manipulation and Hellfire Manipulation (With Satan's Pitchfork), Radiation Manipulation (Can summon Nuclear Bombs), Flight, Danmaku, and Large Size (Type 2) (With Mech Suit, which can shoot dozens of missiles and bullets), Resistance to Heat, Magma, Electricity, Fire, Holy, and Unholy Manipulation

Attack Potency: Large Planet Level (Can bisect The Earth with a single punch), Higher with Certain Weapons/Abilities (Can increase all of his attack's damage, and can summon beings that are stronger than he is, such as a Mech Suit, a Meteor, a Dragon, and God.)

Speed: Sub-Relativistic+ (Ran around The Earth four times in just a couple seconds), Higher with Certain Weapons/Abilities

Lifting Strength: Class E (Can punch The Vending Machine hard enough to shatter The Moon)

Striking Strength: Large Planet Class, Higher with Certain Weapons/Abilities

Durability: Large Planet Level, Higher with Certain Weapons/Abilities

Stamina: Very High (Can use multiple powerful magic and weapon attacks without tiring.)

Range: Melee Range, Extended Melee Range to Planetary with most abilities/weapons. Low Multiversal with Portals.

Standard Equipment: Combat Knife, Baseball Bat, Samurai Swords, Two Pistols, Minigun, Shotguns, Machine Guns, Kunai and Ninja Stars, Chainsaw, Energy Sword, Chaos Blades, Magic Wand, Lightsaber, Spartan Shield, Spear, and Helmet, Various Sports Balls, RPG, Laser Cannon, Mjolnir, a Mecha, Satan's Pitchfork, Giant Hourglass, Darkness Scythe, Cowboy Hat, Minigun Turret, etc.

Intelligence: Gifted (Is an extremely gifted martial artist, swordsman, marksman, and magician. Can do vast amounts of office work in a short period of time, and is good friends with his boss. Is a skilled driver and horseback rider, and is capable of using an advanced Mecha Suit. Is presumably friends with both God and The Devil... Since he can summon portals to Hell and borrow The Devil's pitchfork, and can summon God to attack his enemies...)

Weaknesses: Is easily angered and is quite petty, causing world destroying damage over a vending machine not giving him a bag of chips. All of his abilities have cool downs, and his hourglass only works once per battle before needing to recharge itself...

Respect Threads:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pziqif8WgSY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pZZLZd6yVH0

Mike Shadow (Mike Shadow : I Paid for It)

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