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An AI Depiction Of Mccree In His Base Form

Summary[]

Mccree, Real Name Hinted As Nolan, Is The Newly-Friended Roommate Of Azure And Is A Tertiary Protagonist Primarily. When He Isn’t At Home, Mccree Is In Charge.

Appearance[]

Mccree Looks Very Similar To Azure, Both In The Verse And Gorilla Tag.

His Primary Appearance Has A Slightly Darker Shade Of Fair Skin And Blue Hair. His Clothing Is Very Similar To Azure's, With The Only Difference Being The Sweatshirt And Undershirt Are Separate, As Opposed To Only Being The Hoodie. Unlike Azure, Mccree Occasionally Wears A Tan Tuxedo With A Black Tie And White Undershirt, But Only When Going To A Dinner Party Or When He Has A Date With A Special Someone.

In Gorilla Tag, He Has A Dark Blue Fur Tone, Being 149 (R: 1, G: 4, B: 9), Unlike Azure Whose Color Code Is 349.

Powers And Stats[]

Tier: 9-A Physically, 8-C With Revolver. Varies With Powers, 4-B With Dance Force

Name: Mccree, Nolan (Both Presumed)

Origin: VR Jokes (Verse)

Gender: Male

Age: 14 (One Month Older Than Azure), 16 (Physically)

Classification: Human, Superhuman, Metaphysical Entity

Powers And Abilities:

  • Superhuman Physical Characteristics (Superior To Bug And Sunny, But Comparable To Azure)
  • Enhanced Vision (Can Naturally See Infrared Beams And Ultraviolet Waves Whenever He Wants To)
  • Weapon Mastery (Is A Master At Using His Silver Liner 225 Revolver)
  • Intangibility And Body Control (Is Able To See The Inside Of His Body By Folding Himself, Both In And Not In Gorilla Tag)
  • Immortality (Types 1, 2, And 10; Will Never Die Of Traditional Causes, Is Immune To Fatal Injuries, And Has Metaphysical Attributes; Comparable To Azure)
  • Love Manipulation (Has An Infinite Amount Of Affection For Sunny And Shows It Every Single Day. His Pick Up Lines Can Make Her Turn Into “A Blushing Mess Of An Amazon Package” When He Uses Them; Possibly Comparable To Azure)
  • Heat Manipulation And Steam Manipulation (Can Make Sunny Sweat, And Occasionally Create Steam, Uncontrollably After He Uses A Pickup Line On Her)
  • Shapeshifting (Can Turn Into Members Of The Crew Without Any Flaws; Comparable To Azure)
  • Transformation (Turns Into A Gorilla When He Enters The Gorilla Tag Universe. Can Utilize Seemingly Any Transformation That Goku Has, Besides SSJ4 And All Kaiokens; Comparable To Azure)
  • Self-Transmutation (Can Turn Into A Blue Fruit Or Candy When Called One. Turned Sunny Into A Beautiful, Redheaded, Human-Sized Fairy Once; Comparable To Azure Who Turned Her Into A Plushie)
  • Extrasensory Perception (Can See Spiritual Entities From Thousands Of Miles Away; Comparable To Azure)
  • Dance Force (When He Uses His Dance Force Ability, Mccree Can Moonwalk And Breakdance Incredibly Smoothly; Subtype Of Broadway Force, Which Is Breaking Out Into Song And Dance)
  • Genius Intelligence (Can Calculate Information And Create Decisions At An Incredibly High Level; Inferior To Azure Who Is Nigh-Omniscient)
  • Elemental Manipulation (Has Stated To Be Able To Control And Alter Every Known Element; Comparable To Azure)
  • Energy Manipulation And Energy Projection (Controls And Projects All Forms Of Basic And Advanced Energy Types, Both Offensively And Just For Showing Off; Comparable To Azure And "Ergo")
  • Precognition (Always Knows When Sunny Will Kiss Him Or Azure And When To Kiss Sunny. Can Selectively See Into Sunny’s Future)
  • Invulnerability (Cannot Be Hurt Or Damaged By Anything; Comparable To Azure)

Attack Potency: Small Building Level Physically (Completely Obliterated A Diamond Wall With A Single Punch, Which Is Equivalent To A 0.03 Ton Explosion), Building Level With Revolver (The Silver Liner 225, Which Is His Variation Of The Colt Python, Can Easily Disassemble Buildings Varying From 1 To 2.5 Stories Tall). Varies With Powers, Solar System Level With Dance Force (Stated That He Could Erase The Whole Solar System By Moonwalking If He Tried)

Speed: Hypersonic Combat Speed With Relativistic+ Reactions (Fought On Even Grounds With Azure, Who Can Consistently Break The Sound Barrier 6 Times In A Row While Fighting Him. Much Like Azure, He Easily Reacted To FELs). Massively FTL+ Travel Speed (Managed To Kiss Sunny 100 Billion Times In A Second Without Her Even Knowing, Until She Was Told And Became A Blushing Mess; Can Keep Up With Azure)

Lifting Strength: Stellar (Has Stated To Be Able To Effortlessly Lift Up Stars And Other Interstellar Objects Of Similar Sizes)

Striking Strength: Small Building Level

Durability: Universe Level+ (Easily Survived Getting A Virtual Universe Thrown At His Back While Within Another)

Stamina: Infinite (Never Gets Tired Much Like Azure And Danica, But Unlike Sunny, Who’ll Get Fatigued Instantly After He Says A Pick Up Line)

Range: Standard Melee Range. Up To Hundreds Of Meters With Powers. Interstellar With Dance Force (His Effect Travels Through Multiple Different Solar Systems)

Intelligence: Supergenius (Naturally Knows Many Parts Of The VR Jokes Cosmology. Views Highly Complex Ideas, Such As Quantum Physics, To Be As Easy As The Pythagorean Theorem)

Weaknesses: None Notable

Note: Destroying An Entire Diamond Was Speculated To Require 850,000 PSI. I Later Did The Math And Determined That 850K PSI Is Equivalent To 165,952,117.25 Joules, Which Is The Same As 165,952.11725 Kilojoules. By Translating The Kilojoules Into Tons, I Concluded That It Was Equal To 0.03 Tons Of TNT. Because The "Diamond Wall" Was A Single Diamond That Was Altered To A Wall-Like Form, Pulverizing It Would Make Mccree Small Building Level. Azure Is Comparable To Mccree, Since He Is Constantly Trading Blows With Him And Because He Punched A Metal Door Hard Enough To Make The Entire Thing Turn Into A Cloud Of Dust.

Notable Matchups[]

Victories:

Sunny (Romantically; All The Time)

Losses:

Inconclusive:

Azure (Both Were 9-A, Statistics Were Equalized, Strongest Powers Were Restricted And Both Were Holding Back)