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Summary
In a top secret research facility in the remotest heights of Mount Fuji, a toy was forged out of the core of a dying star, Adamantium and the hopes and dreams of all kids and hairy thirty year olds across the world. That toy was MP-1, a figure that shook the TF fandom to it's very core with it's greatness. However, with that greatness came a great price...no, like literally a GREAT fucking price.
However, it's creators were not yet satisfied with the newly-christened God of Collectibles, and so they once again retreated into their labs to perfect to mold to ever grander and greater levels.
Th result: MP-10, the Second Coming of Plastic Christ, which restored balance to the nerd world and absolutely, unequivocally set a new standard for all Masterpiece figures and even collectibles in general.
And then multiple versions were released, all pricier than the last because consumer companies want your soul.
...But then, a new mold was forged out of the cosmic essences of the TF multiverse to satisfy even the most heartless of G1 cartoon purists: the allmighty MP-44.
Powers and Stats
Tier: Wallet | Life savings | Bill Gates+ | HOW DO THEY KEEP DOING THIS?!
Name: Depends on version
Origin: Takara Tomy
Gender: Giant fockin' robot
Age: Varies from toy to toy
Powers and Abilities: Money Manipulation, Swivel Manipulation, Posing Manipulation, Hype Manipulation, Walletpotence, Transformation, Internet Manipulation, Flaw Negation (Except when it comes to MP-44 lumping all it's shit and stuff in the back), Madness Manipulation (Via extremely long and complex transformation, especially for MP-44)
Attack Potency: Wallet level (Destroyed the wallets of every person in the TF fandom) | Life savings level (Requires barely functioning economic sense to acquire) | Bill Gates+ level (Only one thousand legit ones exist. Good luck, fucko) | $ 300+ (Let's be honest, this is just the starter price. It only goes downhill from here)
Speed: Early Internet level (News of it's glorious arrival shook collector's websites to their very cores) | High Internet level (Won over the expanded fandumb even faster than it's predecessor) | Godspeed (As in God help you with the speed you'd need to purchase this before somebody else does) | OOFie (Despite the price, they gonna sell like crazy boi, and you know it)
Lifting Strength: Class Your Hopes and Dreams | Class Your Depressed State | Class M (Lifted all the gold in Fort Knox and then ate it) | At least Class M (M as in "MASTAHPIECE")
Striking Strength: Class Fabric+ (Easily tore through numerous wallets) | Class Consumerism | Class Elite Weeb (Was easily able to goad such people into buying it) | Class MAI LIVER (Had to sell it in order to pre-order this)
Durability: Excellent (Surprisingly durable paint for a figure of this caliber)
Stamina: Great (Continues to sell decades after release)
Range: Inter-website
Standard equipment: His axe, his blaster, Roller, his trailer, the Matrix (All yours for an extra 100$ or so)
Intelligence: High (Fucked over numerous people with ease)
Key: MP-1 Variants | MP-10 Variants | Evangelion Special Edition | MP-44
Others
Notable victories:
TFwiki.net
TFsource.com
Seibertron.com
emgo316
Optibotimus
Shartimus Prime
Thew Adams
JobbytheHong
Every other reviewer, collector and TF website ever
Notable losses:
MP-36 Megatron (Was completely defeated in complexity, price and quality)
Inconclusive matches: