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WE, AIN'T, NO, PLUMBERS!!! I've been a referee! I've been a Doctor! YOU EVER SEE A PLUNGER, IN THESE HANDS??!!!!
~ Mario while beating the crap out of Wario.

Summary[]

Mario is the secondary protagonist of the YouTube Series There Will Be Brawl. Though still somewhat heroic, Mario has changed considerably. Ever since the reign of the Cannibal, Mario has descended into alcoholism and depression, and is constantly prone to violence and extreme rage, most notably when he is called a plumber. There have been moments of him caring for Peach and Luigi, but he often capable to being rude to them in the same breath. He is also prone to blaming issues on Bowser, due to years of them being enemies and fighting each other. In fact, these blame issues are frequently thrown at anyone he has a grudge on from the past... To the point where he immediately starting throwing hands with Donkey Kong simply for him being with one of his old girlfriends, which eventually resulted in the gorilla's murder once Mario lost his temper... Despite his cruelty and rage issues, he is capable of being heroic, as shown during the final battle, when he used his superpowers to defeat Kirby's army of Mr. Game and Watches, which helped his brother Luigi managed to defeat Kirby and The Butchers... At least for a little while,,,

Powers and Stats[]

Tier: 9-A, Higher with Weapons/Power Ups. 8-C with Final Smash.

Name: Mario, Dr. Mario, Bro, Plumber.

Origin: There Will Be Brawl

Gender: Male

Age: Unknown (Is a middle aged adult)

Classification: Human, Former Superhero, Detective, Doctor, etc.

Powers and Abilities: Superhuman Physical Characteristics, Social Influencing, Skilled Boxer and Fighter, Preparation (By gathering powerups), Weapon Mastery (With his Hammer), Vehicular Mastery (Can ride his Yoshi's like a horse, and knows how to drive cars), Rage Power (Is able to go into a berserk rage during fights which makes him stronger and faster than normal), Size Manipulation (With Mushrooms), Fire Manipulation (With Fire Flower. Mario can shoot blasts of flame, or he can crush it and temporarily gain pyrokinetic abilities), Summoning (Can summon his Yoshi's to aid him with a whistle), Invulnerability (With Invincibility Star, he gains a rainbow colored Aura that makes him immune to damage for a short period of time), Danmaku (With Final Smash, he can fire dozens of supercharged fireballs from his hands), Resistance to Fire Manipulation (Has fought Bowser for years, who is able to spew flames from his mouth.)

Attack Potency: Small Building Level (Should be stronger than Captain Falcon, who vaporized two policemen with his Falcon Punch. Easily defeated a Mushroom enhanced Wario, beat up multiple trained police officers with total ease, and held his own against Police Chief Link even without any weapons.), Higher with Weapons/Power Ups (Can increase his size, and his Hammer can harm and kill Donkey Kong, who is physically stronger than Mario is.) Building Level with Final Smash (The fireballs from the attack were able to shatter and kill an octopus made from hundreds of Mr. Game and Watch clones, which was the size of a small building and was able to casually one shot multiple members of Mario's gang.)

Speed: Athletic Human, with Superhuman Reactions/Combat Speed (Should be comparable, or more likely superior to real life Boxers.)

Lifting Strength: Athletic Human

Striking Strength: Small Building Class (Shattered Olimar's helmet with a single punch, can one shot armored police officers.), Higher with Weapons/Power Ups (Beat Donkey Kong to death, and easily dispatched dozens of thugs while in his Invincibility Star state.)

Durability: Small Building Level (Comparable to Luigi, who survived a massive explosion with mild damage. Can take hits from Link and Donkey Kong with little damage.), Invulnerability makes him hard to kill.

Stamina: Very High

Range: Melee Range, Hundreds of Kilometers with Fire Flower and Final Smash.

Standard Equipment: His Hammer, and his three Yoshi's. Has access to various power ups, such as Mushrooms, Fire Flowers, The Smash Orb, and the Invincibility Star.

Intelligence: Gifted (Mario is easily one of the best fighters in the entire series, he was able to bulldoze through multiple police officers, hold his own against Link with his sword and shield with his bare hands, and has defeated Wario, Bowser, and Donkey Kong multiple times in the past. He was able to train multiple Yoshi's, and later re-tamed them after they were sent after him by Wario. He is also a skilled motivational speaker, since he was able to rally the remaining population of the Mario kingdom to fight against the army of Mr. Game and Watches. With help from his brother, he was able to capture and imprison Kirby. He also apparently has been a Referee, and tried to start up a medical practice, despite never going to medical school.)

Weaknesses: Is prone to fits of extreme, and sometimes even murderous rage. Can be quite vengeful and unforgiving at times, and prefers to charge into fights guns blazing. Gets angry when people call him a "Plumber."

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