Summary[]
Luigi Kido is an abomination against both science and god. Created by a mad scientist in Tokyo with the soul ambition to create the worlds; neigh; the universes largest laughing stock. Whether he succeeded or not is up to interpretation.
Powers and Stats[]
Tier: Below the concept of tiers, though rumors have stated that at his best he may reach 💩
Name: Luigi Kido
Age: About a year.
Classification: A literal, living joke
Powers and Abilities: The ability to lose before you can blink
Attack Potency: Below the concept of Attack Potency
Speed: Essentially immobile
Lifting Strength: Crushed by his own weight
Striking Strength: Doesn't know how to move his arms
Durability: If a puppies hair were to land on him, he would collapse
Stamina: Basically none
Range: See "Striking Strength.
Intelligence: Rumor has it that it has Cotton Candy instead of a brain
Feats: He's still alive, which is impressive
Other[]
Notable Victories:
Doesn't know the concept of victory
Notable Losses:
That random fly you just swatted
Inconclusive matches:
The gentle breeze