| “ | I'm the God of War! | „ |
| ~ Kratos before dying |
Summary[]
Kratos is a recurring character in the r/whowouldcirclejerk subreddit. Kratos also known as Krankos, Krantoes and myriads of other names, used to be the weakest fictional character for a long time. The only W Kratos managed to obtain was against The Skibidi Kink, thanks to Batgos, his best friend.
Powers and Stats[]
Tier: 11-C, likely Below 💩 Tier (Usually) | 11-C on his end (Power of friendship)
Key: Base | With Batgos Friendship
Name: Kratos, Kratoes, Krankos, Krakalons, Kronkles, Krotatoes, Kragle, Kranium. Kradles, Krang, Cratos, Cretin, Krumble, Kangle, Kartoes, Kingle, etc. (basically any other misspelling of 'Kratos')
Origin: r/Whowouldcirclejerk, God of War
Gender: Male
Age: Unknown
Classification: Fodder, God Slayer, Power of Friendship user, platonic concept of weakness
Powers and Abilities: Small Size (Type 0) (he's short), Durability Negation (Can kill every being classified as a god), Abstract Existence (Type 2; Exists as the concept of losing and weakness), Passive Law Manipulation (Unable to have any feats, as they immediately become anti-feats) | All of Batgos's abilities (via Batgos's help)
Attack Potency: 11-C, likely Below 💩 Tier (Always killed by quarks and atoms. Unable to significantly affect any non-existent, existent, or fictional construct in existence) | At least 11-C (Can defeat the Scarlett Kink)
Speed: Below Immobile (Speedblitzed by an immobile planck length) | Average Human, likely lower
Lifting Strength: Nonexistent
Striking Strength: Nonexistent | At least Below average human level
Durability: 11-C, likely Below 💩 Tier (Unable to interact with quarks, be conceptualized, or attack anything without dying.) | At least Low 10-C ( Scales to the Scarlett Kink's durability)
Stamina: Below none
Range: Below Standard Melee Range, likely Negative (Should be inferior to Fodderine)
Standard Equipment: None Notable | Bracelet of friendship
Intelligence: Average (Smarter than Alien seX)
Weaknesses: Atoms, Air Molecules, Bacteria, Everything else | All of Batgos's weaknesses (They don't exist)
Notable Attacks/Techniques:
- Attack that kills gods: No one has seen it properly used, since atoms, quarks and such, kill Kratos before he can use it.
- Angry Punch: Kratos throws a punch. That's just it (It's the only way he can attack in the 3 battoseconds before he's annihilated)
- Batgos Help: Batgos always knows what type of trouble Kratos is, and will help him.
Others[]
Notable Victories:
Has No true wins against characters that aren't the most foddery fodder to ever fodder [eg: Justin Bieber (Downplayed), The One Below All, etc. (note that this is because of the three battoseconds of existence he is given by Batgos before fights)].
The Skibidi Kink (required the help of Batgos in order to continously exist long enough to beat the Kink)
Flangos (Canonically beat her with a buff from Batgos, and implied that she was weaker than The Skibidi Kink)
Notable Losses:
Everyone Else
Inconclusive Matches:
Alien SeX (In an intelligence battle; Bacteria killed Kratos but Alien SeX is still stupid? is there a lore reason for this?)