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Ever since I have been stuck on death row, all the emotions that I thought had slipped through my fingers, that I had thought I could not feel, have been rising up in me viciously like a tidal wave. Love, happiness. I understand what all of these things mean now, and I can experience them too.

Is it the adrenaline pumping through my veins making me feel this way? Has my fear of death revived my dead soul? Or have I been a dead man all this time and am now finally alive?

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Every human culture has known me under a different name. Yet they all fear the same face.

Summary

One day, Kirei Kotomine was assaulted in an alleyway after purchasing McDonalds and was castrated by a homeless man. Ever since then, his life has known no peace, has been nothing but suffering, the life of a tortured, drug addicted, serial killing cannibal who will one day become a god.

... But... Kirei's true identity is none other than the infamous Burger King Foot Lettuce Guy.

Powers and Stats

Tier: 5-B, possibly 3-A | Ocean

Name: Kirei Kotomine, the Depressed Priest, God, Burger King Foot Lettuce Guy

Origin: depressedpriest

Age: Billions of years old

Gender: Male

Classification: God

Powers and Abilities: Superhuman Physical Characteristics, Biological Manipulation (He can control the biologies of all his clones, which is everyone, with ease. Reduced Gilgamesh to a tortured mass of flesh that can only beg for death), Death Manipulation (All he needs to do to kill is say "wide", which can instantly kill everyone in a room), Dream Manipulation (All of Earth is simply a dream to him now), Memory Manipulation, Mind Manipulation (The thoughts of all his clones are fake and he can decide them as he pleases), Plot Manipulation (He rewrote his own Wikia page), Time Manipulation (He can seemingly reverse time), Duplication (Everyone on Earth is a clone of himself and he can clone others as well), Shapeshifting (He can shapeshift into anyone on Earth), Time Travel (Seemingly returned to the past and brought Larry there), Transmutation (Transformed into a car), Immortality (Types 1, 2, and 3), Regeneration (Low-Mid; seemingly regenerated from his death at the end of Heaven's Feel) | All previous abilities, Meme Physiology

Attack Potency: Planet level (He destroyed Earth and recreated it, though his replication and its inhabitants are noted to be "fake", somehow), possibly Universe level (He's stated that he has control over the universe). | Ocean

Speed: Unknown | Irrelevant

Lifting Strength: Unknown | Irrelevant

Striking Strength: Planet Class, possibly Universal | Ocean

Durability: Planet level, possibly Universe level | Ocean

Stamina: Unknown

Range: Planetary, possibly Universal

Standard Equipment: Nothing notable.

Intelligence: Immense.

Weaknesses: Kirei is an unstable, violently depressed and drug addicted man.

Note: This page only contains Kirei's statistics after his ascension.

Key: Base Divine Form | True Form (Burger King Foot Lettuce Guy)

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