| “ | "Before Mewtwo rose to power, the Cannibal grew fond of the tense city, enjoying the xenophobic misery of it. The perfect killing ground..."
"And Mewtwo, Kirby sought him out." "But the Cannibal didn't feed that day, no... He was far too evil for that. He whispered." |
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| ~ Ganondorf and Luigi talking about Kirby |
| “ | Ta-ta Heroes, bare your scars well... | „ |
| ~ Kirby last words in the series |
Summary[]
Kirby was an intensely dangerous and insane cannibalistic serial killer from Dream Land. He plagued many cities in an infamous killing spree, until he was captured in the Mushroom Kingdom by the Super Mario Brothers. He was incarcerated in Petal Meadows Asylum, but the fear that he left behind would send the Mushroom Kingdom into poverty. During the War of the Elite, he escaped in a raid on the prison that he was transferred to, he escaped his cell, killing his arch nemesis Meta Knight and wearing his face for fun. Kirby snuck into the Ivory Towers during a battle occurring near them, killing the Shadow Don, Ganondorf Dragmire and stealing back his progeny that he had left behind during his reign, Ness and Lucas, two psychic and insane children. However, before he could escape, an explosion caused by Luigi stopped him in his tracks. While it is unknown what became of Ness and Lucas, he survived the reign, possibly going to haunt the Mushroom Kingdom once again. It is possible that he devoured them, as he is shown in the final scene of the series wearing Ness' hat, reminiscent of Super Smash Bros, in which Kirby wears Ness' hat if he uses his Swallow ability on him...
Powers and Stats[]
Tier: 9-A, Far Higher with Preparation
Name: Kirby
Origin: There Will Be Brawl
Gender: Male
Age: Unknown
Classification: Former Superhero, Serial Killer, Terrorist, Monstrous Cannibal.
Powers and Abilities: Superhuman Physical Characteristics, Genius Intelligence, Small Size (Type 0), Preparation, Social Influencing and Fear Manipulation (Can easily manipulate people and get in their heads, just his mere presence alone causes fear and revulsion in the people around him), Natural Weaponry (Has sharp teeth), Skilled Hand To Hand Combatant, Weapon Mastery (Skilled swordsman), Madness Manipulation (Drove Mewtwo, and possibly Ness and Lucas insane through psychological tricks and horrors), Stealth Mastery (Snuck up on Ganondorf, and avoided capture from various police forces for years. Is also a master of disguise), Vocal Mimicry (Perfectly copied Meta Knights voice while he was disguised as him), Teleportation (Is shown teleporting out of his cell during his prison escape), Fire Manipulation (With Fire Flower, Kirby can shoot blasts of flame, or he can crush it and temporarily gain pyrokinetic abilities), Limited Fourth Wall Awareness (Killed Shigeru Miyamoto, although how this works in the show is vague and bizarre), Resistance to Mind Manipulation and Biological Manipulation (Implied to have killed Lucas and Ness at the end of the series, when their sheer presence alone was enough to make Ganondorf bleed from all his orifices and fall to his knees in pain...)
Attack Potency: Small Building Level (Should be stronger than Captain Falcon, who vaporized multiple policemen with his Falcon Punch. Easily defeated and killed a weakened Ganondorf, who was able to tank multiple shots from Links sword, knives from Zelda, and punches from Luigi with little damage.), Far Higher with Preparation (Was able to make his old home world virtually uninhabitable in an unknown period of time. Can cause cities to descend into destruction, death, and anarchy with just his killings alone.)
Speed: Superhuman (Blitzed Luigi, who is a trained fighter, with total ease. Stabbed Ganondorf before he could react, and is likely on par with Mario in sheer speed...)
Lifting Strength: Class K (Stronger than The Earthbound Twins, who can tear apart human bodies with ease with their telekinesis.)
Striking Strength: Small Building Level (Superior to Captain Falcon, and can trade blows with Luigi and Meta Knight. Bit a chunk of Luigi's cheek off.)
Durability: Small Building Level (Was able to shrug off the passive effects of Ness and Lucas with no issues, which caused Ganondorf severe pain and to bleed from his eyes, nose, mouth, and ears. Survived a beating from Meta Knight, and a massive explosion caused by Luigi with zero injuries.)
Stamina: High
Range: Melee range normally, Higher with Meta Knights Sword and Fire Flower.
Standard Equipment: Meta Knight's Sword and Mask, Fire Flower.
Intelligence: Genius (Is an extremely skilled murderer and criminal, who was able to corrupt his home planet Popstar so badly that many people were forced to leave it for their own good. he later did a similar thing to the brawl verse, driving Mewtwo, a high ranking mafia don to insanity for fun. He can also disguise himself as other people, study his opponents actions to get a read out on how they think, and is good at psychologically analyzing people. He is also a skilled fighter, being able to overpower and kill his archenemy Meta Knight and slay Ganondorf with total ease.)
Weaknesses: Is annoyed by rude gestures and "barbaric language." Is extremely sadistic and insane, but this does little to hamper him when it counts.
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