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Kirby smash trophy (SSBM)

He's bottom tier!

Summary[]

Kirby is a character in Super Smash Bros. Melee and he's bottom tier.

Powers and Stats[]

Tier: Shit | -1

Name: Kirby

Origin: Super Smash Bros. Melee

Age: About 200 years old

Gender: Male

Classification: Bottom Tier

Powers and Abilities: Being bottom tier, being a shitty fighter, having awful frame buffering

Attack Potency: Shit (Is bottom tier, plus his attacks do pathetic damage) | Beyond True Infinity

Speed: Sub-Human | Beyond Omnipresent

Lifting Strength: Sub-Human | Beyond True Infinity

Striking Strength: Sub-Human Class | Beyond True Infinity

Durability: Shit (Even Pichu hurting itself could probably fling Kirby off the stage) | Beyond True Infinity (Can throw people into death and not lose a single stock)

Stamina: Sub-Human | Inexhaustible

Range: Below Standard Melee range | Beyond True Infinity

Standard Equipment: A shitty hammer that does 2% damage

Intelligence: Sub-Human | Beyond Omniscient

Key: Standard | Kirby Mains

Others[]

Notable Victories:

People who aren't Kirby mains

Notable Losses:

Fox (obviously)

Inconclusive Matches:

Nobody is as pathetic as Kirby in Melee except for death battles Majin Buu because he's weak.