Summary[]
You know how Kirby Planet Robobot was basically a giant Gurren Lagann reference, and how Magolor was firing Kamehamehas?
Well, let me share you the story about how a bunch of idiots on discord took it one step further, and then show the results afterwards.
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DMUA: What's next at this rate, Meta Knight is going to reveal a crippling injury at his side which makes him pass his power and skills onto Kirby as he spends the last few days of his power punching the fork out of an intergalactic invader as the world watches, ending with him throwing the greatest punch of all-time leading to massive explosions and a tornado? Crimson: Galacta Knight is pretty damn anime himself >Strongest Knight in the Galaxy >One-Shots the villain >Opens holes in space DMUA: Okay, where else could they take Kirby... Psycho: Well obviously if Kirbys gonna get anime inspired power ups they would likely be from popular and at least decently known anime DMUA: Maybe Kirby ends up getting possessed by a fox Demon, which he has to fight from the inside, who he then becomes bros with, allowing him a ton of cool ninja tricks Psycho: Or he becomes elastic and wants to become pirate king ovo DMUA: He eats a fruit and becomes even more rubbery, yes And then, Kirby ends up meeting this weird ghost girl who ends up stabbing him in the chest, revealing that he actually has incredible spiritual power as he boasts a massive sword he then goes on to learn he's not part anything he's just a really strong star warrior As he fights a guy who turns into a beautiful butterfly who has to be beaten via sealing cause Low-Godly And then Game ends because who would want to try to fit Yhwach into Kirby Crimson:Yep, none of that, that's the DLC Psycho: posts picture of Kirby Kujo DMUA: Of course, that's absolutely necessary Kirby learns a special way to breathe and ends up melting a vampire guy Then next game he learns he has a study buddy Who he can use to punch stuff Psycho: And stop time ovo DMUA: Yes And then, Meta Knight teaches Kirby the ability to reflect any magical attack with 2x force As he goes on to fight King Dedede's magic knights Along with 5 other guys known as The seven deadly puffs Though they're 6/7 And next game, they find the 7th puff Who's absurdly strong in sunlight As they fight the demonic ten commandos .... I actually can't think of a good name for bootleg ten commandments Oh yeah In another game, Kirby ends up getting really bored because everything sent after him dies in a single hit The game will focus more on the side characters like Knuckle Joe though Since they'd have more interesting stuff going on And at the end of the game, a giant alien ship comes out and wipes an entire city off the map We should make this a Joke Battles page Just have the pictures be "Base, Shinagami Kirby, Fox Ninja Kirby, Super Kirby, Kirby the Digger, Kirby Kujo, The Kirby for Fun", then Melioby whenever you make that one Powers and abilites His Canon self, along with every anime the devs watched Just link to "categories: Shonen Characters" If that's a thing Psycho: He have an ability called plot armor that gives Passive Plot Manip ovo DMUA: Just throw Medaka into it Oh lord Kirby on Medaka's face Give it to me |
and now we're here. Hopefully, you enjoy our idiocy.
Powers and Stats[]
Tier: At least 3-B, possibly Low 2-C | High 1-C
Name:
Origin: Idiots on discord, especially this moron who started it
Gender: Poyo
Age: Thousands of years old
Classification: Star warrior with the abilities of a ton of shonen characters
Powers and Abilities: Everything from his former self, along with the abilities of every shonen character, along with Simon the Digger because who the hell do you think he is
Attack Potency: At least Multi Galaxy level+, possibly Universe level+ (Has the abilites of Goku, though, due to the fact the canon splits in two between Manga and Anime, we do not know which one he'd take the physical prowise of) | High Complex Mulitverse level (Has the physical capacities of Simon the Digger)
Speed: Massively FTL+ (It's Kirby motherforker he's fast as fork on his own, not to mention DBS forkery) | Immeasurable (So unbelievably awesome that Time steps the heck back and lets him move as fast as he wants to)
Lifting Strength: Unknown (Dragon Ball lifting strength is garbage and Shonen generally is full of puny crossfit mongrels) | Immeasurable (Has all the swole of Gurren Lagann, to say, a lot cause it's manly)
Striking Strength: At least Multi Galactic+, possibly Universal+ | High Complex Multiversal
Durability: At least Multi Galaxy level+, possibly Universe level+, All Fiction and a ton of other shenanigans makes him really hard to kill | High Complex Multiverse level, PROBABILITY SON and All Fiction and all other stuff makes him very hard to kill
Stamina: High (Has a dream and stuff so thereby can go for a pretty long time) | Infinite (Hopes and Dreams never die and neither will Kirby motherforker)
Range: Like Kilometers and stuff (Standard Shonen fights don't go past the horizon with Rangespam usually), Higher with Toriko techniques and Dragon Ball stuff (Literally launches planet wide attacks) | Higher Dimensional (Cause he can pierce the higher d heavens)
Standard Equipment: Kirby level+ (Do you seriously think I'm copypasting everything he could have with this combination) | Slightly higher
Intelligence: Dumb unless he's fighting, then he's as smart as would be convenient for the plot
Weaknesses: Probably energy limits or something | If he loses the will to live (He won't), he'll lose his abilities and revert to base
Notable Attacks/Techniques: absolutely not
Key: Base | Tengen Toppa Poyo
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