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Kermitted as seen in certain episodes

Kermitted is one of the main characters of Kermitted Lore. Kermitted's first episode has Kermitted as a famous minecraft YouTuber, joining united UHC, but everyone else was magically disconnected, besides Kermitted, who woke up late for the event. Kermitted then also created a pizzeria, which was taken down due to having an evil teddy bear in the restaurant. Kermitted also got drafted into World War 3 by Army Kermit (i don't even know at this point) and was seen as the best recruit. He then also killed the famous criminal known as virus, which he defeated in one shot using his legendary "penis" attack.

Kermitted is then hooked into a robbery by Ghost Kermit, who is in Waluigi's gang, who had to rob the bank since Wario held him at gunpoint (what). Kermitted was arrested for this, and his bail was later paid by Ghost Kermit.

Appearance and Personality[]

Kermitted is a relatively goofy character, just like most other Kermitted Lore characters. He usually just likes to do his own thing, but he will follow the law, as he doesn't want the consequences that would come with negative actions.

Personal Statistics[]

Alignment: Lawful Neutral

Name: Kermitted

Origin: Kermitted Lore

Gender: Male

Likes: Being alive, playing video games

Dislikes: Having to do things against his will

Eye Color: Black

Hobbies: Watch TV, play video games

Status: Alive

Combat Statistics[]

Tier: Likely 9-C, 9-C to 9-A with weapons | High 4-C | 2-B

Powers and Abilities: Weapon Mastery (was the best in the army), Peak Human Physical Characteristics | Death Manipulation (able to one shot foes) | Reality Warping, Superhuman Physical Characteristics

Attack Potency: Likely Street Level (is the best soldier that is drafted for World War Polygon, should scale to his durability), up to Small Building Level with Weapons (highest real world weapons are Small Building Level, not including nuclear weapons which Kermitted has never used) | At least Large Star Level (his Penis attack is stronger than Jonerk is, who is 4-C) | Multiverse Level (the multiverse Kermitted Lore is in contains at least 1022 universes, higher than the 11 needed to qualify for this tier, and also controls at least 2 of these universes by himself)

Speed: Likely Athletic Human Level (is the best soldier that is drafted for World War Polygon) | Same as Previous | Unknown, likely Omnipresent

Lifting Strength: Likely Athletic Human Level (is the best soldier that is drafted for World War Polygon) | Same as Previous | Unknown, likely Immeasurable

Striking Strength: Likely Athlete Level | Same as Previous | Multiverse Level

Durability: Street Level (is able to take a couple hits from bullets) | Same as Previous | Multiverse Level

Stamina: High

Range: Standard Melee Range, Hundreds of Kilometers with Weapons | Tens of Meters | Likely Interdimensional

Standard Equipment: Firearms | None Notable | None Notable

Intelligence: Likely Above Average (is the best soldier that is drafted for world war polygon)

Weaknesses: None Notable | Needs to be able to speak in order to Activate | None Notable

Feats: List all of the character's amazing feats. Strength feats, speed feats, durability feats, etc. You can judge a person's power by their feats

Notable Attacks/Techniques: Penis Attack - This attack has near endless energy, and was able to defeat Virus, a famous war criminal, in one shot on both the inside and the outside. Jonerk, who did something similar, only killed his foe on the inside, and Jonerk is 4-C (according to the creator). This attack is at least High 4-C because of that.

Key: Base Kermitted | Kermitted with the "Penis" Attack | Real Creator

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