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Summary[]

Karlson is the titular protagonist of Danidev's Karlson series. He's an extremely badass parkour master who fights robots, red bois and yellow bois in order to get milk. In the upcoming full version of Karlson 3D, he's going to be trapped in a milk store robot facility thing with his companion Billy and will have to escape while collecting all the milk possible.

Powers and Stats[]

Tier: 9-C, 9-B with weapons | 9-B, higher with guns | Likely 9-C, 9-B with guns

Name: Karlson

Origin: Karlson 2D

Gender: Male

Age: Unknown

Classification: Human | Bean | Human

Powers and Abilities: Superhuman Physical Characteristics, Weapon Mastery, Acrobatics, Explosion Manipulation with grenade launcher, Healing with milk, Time Manipulation (Can slow down time while not moving or at will in Milkman Karlson)

Attack Potency: Street level (Can casually one-shot red bois), Wall level with weapons (Can blow the limbs off of red bois) | Wall level (Can casually bust through doors), higher with guns | Likely Street level (Can jump several meters into the air), Wall level with guns (Can easily destroy robots)

Speed: At least Athletic Human with Subsonic reactions (Can react to bullets), Subsonic attack speed with a gun | Subsonic (Can casually dodge bullets), Subsonic attack speed with guns | Average Human, Subsonic attack speed with guns

Lifting Strength: Unknown | At least Above Average Human (Can easily yeet large tables, explosive barrels and corpses several meters) | Unknown

Striking Strength: Street Class, Wall Class with weapons | Wall Class, higher with guns | Likely Street Class, Wall Class with guns

Durability: Unknown | Wall level+ (Can come out unscathed from explosions that can send him flying tens of meters into the air) | Wall level (Can take explosions)

Stamina: Very high (Can run across buildings and do flips and shit without showing any signs of tire) | Extremely high (Same as Karlson 2D but even more badass) | Very high (Can fight off robots for prolonged periods of time without showing any signs of tire

Range: Standard melee range, hundreds of meters with guns | Standard melee range, hundreds of meters with guns | Standard melee range, hundreds of meters with guns

Standard Equipment: Banana, Pistol, M16, AK47, Mjolnir, Grappling Gun, Shotgun, Grenade Launcher, Milk

Intelligence: Above Average, extremely skilled parkourist and an expert with all sorts of weapons

Weaknesses: None notable | None notable | Probably very drunk, time slow needs to recharge after it's used for too long

Key: Karlson 2D | Karlson 3D demo | Milkman Karlson

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