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my 17 year old goal is to just keep doing what i'm doing, ideally build more of a name for a brand for myself beind able to have a level of stability where i don't need to rely on external studios and companies to get my projects off the ground
~ Kane Pixels during an interview cut into a Youtube short

unfortunately since the pillars cant beat the allegations they scale to 11-C and everything below them downscales which means at highest interpretation kane is just a 10-B fodder so bacteria is just 9-C
~ Iiliminal unmasking Kane, during his minimization

Summary[]

Kane Parsons (born June 18, 2005), known as Kane Pixels on YouTube, is an 19-year-old film director, VFX artist, composer, and creator of the Backrooms web series

Powers and Stats[]

Keys: Wanked | Downplayed | Undownplayed

Tier: Beyond 0 | 10-B fodder | Real Life

Name: Kane Parsons, Kane Pixels, Not Kane Pixels

Origin: The Backrooms, Real Life

Gender: Male

Age: None, 19 years old in Real Life

Classification: The Creator of The Backrooms (The Original), iTs ThE pOoLrOoMs

Powers and Abilities:

Attack Potency: Beyond Boundless (Kane Pixels exists far beyond the Backrooms and Pillars that transcend the Authors who exist beyond the infinite hierarchy of narrative layers above the Blue Channel, where Web Cosmic Theory being infinitely greater than levels like Level Domain and Level √2 which is a mathematical world that houses all possible mathematical numbers, which includes Cardinal Mahlo and Berkeley which are possible mathematical numbers) | Human Fodder Level (It has been proven that in reality Kane is just a normal human and nothing more than that because in fact the Pillars are so weak that they cannot even overcome the accusations and that is why they are 11-C, which makes Kane only 10-B for seeing them as fiction) | Real Life Level (But in reality, unlike the Pillars, Kane overcame the accusations by revealing that he was part of his own real life, doing things in it, like a Bakcrooms movie)

Speed: Beyond Boundless (He surpasses the speed of light or any spatial and conceptual idea of ​​movement, he was so fast that he dropped someone's sandwich and ran away without the person noticing) | Average Human Fodder (He was unable to even run against an entity, his speed is at most comparable to that of a human, probably less than that of a child, perhaps equal to that of a turtle) | Real Life Level

Lifting Strength: Beyond Boundless | Average Human Fodder | Real Life Level

Striking Strength: Beyond Boundless | Human Fodder Level | Real Life Level

Durability: Beyond Boundless (He exists beyond the contents of the Backrooms, he is also the creator of them, being beyond what is canonical or not, defining them. All entities, hostile or not, are incapable of causing him harm and are only capable of giving him gifts) | Human Fodder Level (He was killed by a creature, which means he can be hurt and has maximum durability of a normal human) | Real Life Level

Stamina: Boundless (He can go to any level he wants, Level Run For Your Life is nothing to him) | No stamina (He managed to be captured by a creature that wasn't even chasing him, he practically gasps all the time) | Real Life Level

Range: Beyond The Backrooms (He is the original creator of The Backrooms, and the only one who is not limited to it and can create other works besides it) | Below Standard | Real Life Level

Standard Equipment: A Camera, Anything he wants

Intelligence: Omniscient | Human Fodder Intelligence | Real Life Intelligence (Super-Genius)

Weaknesses: None | He is a fodder human | Real Life has no weaknesses

Notable Attacks/Techniques: None Notable

Others[]

Notable Victories:

The Pillars (Both versions)

Notable Losses:

The Lifeform

Inconclusive Matches: