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Summary[]

Kane the big red machine.

Powers and Stats[]

Tier: 7-A

Name: Kane

Origin: Smackdown Vs Raw

Gender: Male

Age: Unknown

Classification: Big Red Machine

Powers and Abilities: Superhuman Physical Characteristics, Increased Power, Fire Manipulation, Move Manipulation, Fighting Manipulation, Chockslam Manipulation, Tombstone Piledriver Manipulation, WWE Power, Healing (Gets back up when he gets hit by something)

Attack Potency: FIRE LEVEL

Speed: GAWD HES FAST

Lifting Strength: A CHOCKSLAM!

Striking Strength: BAH GAWD WHAT A POWERFUL CHOCKSLAM!

Durability: BAH GAWD HE KICKED OUT TWICE!

Stamina: Unlimited (He is no human)

Range: BAH GAWD HE HAS 20 FEET OF FIRE!

Standard Equipment: Mask

Intelligence: Genius

Weaknesses: BAH GAWD HE HAS NO WEAKNESS GOOD GAWD ALMIGHTY!

Notable Attacks/Techniques:

  • Chockslam: BAH GAWD A CHOCKSLAM!
  • Tombstone: GOOD GAWD ALMIGHTY THAT TOMBSTONE BROKE THE FOES BACK IN HALF!
  • Fire: BAH GAWD HE SET HIS FOE ON FIRE!!

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