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Parasite: I wasn't always there. But... As time went on... I could feel my presence growing. I pushed us to evolve, to become better. As you grew and developed... So did I. And when you were lost, I led the way. Why be JJ, when we are so much more? We embrace the NIGHTMARE! Turn Hell into our Heaven! For we are RELENTLESS! WE LIVE ON A HIGHER LEVEL! WE ARE SMARTER! WE ARE STRONGER! WE ARE INTEGROUS!! (...) If anyone stands in our way, WE SHALL DESTROY THEM!!


KSI: No, I can't... Not them.

Parasite: It's alright. Like I said... When we are lost, I will lead the way, JJ... WE MUSTN'T STOP EVOLVING! NO MATTER WHO BLOCKS OUR PATH! WE WILL BE BETTER! KSI WILL BE BETTER! WE WILL SHOCK THE WORLD!!! KSI will shock the world...

—The Parasite to KSI as it reaches full power

KSI-Avocado

KSI... Will shock the world...

Summary[]

Olajide Olayinka Williams "JJ" Olatunji, known professionally as KSI, is an English influencer, professional boxer, and musician. He is a co-founding member of YouTube group the Sidemen, the CEO of Misfits Boxing, and the co-owner of several businesses, including Prime Hydration and Lunchly. He has made major appearances in two seperate Avocado Animations shorts, the first was "KSI vs. Pineapple", where he chops a pineapple into a cube. The second was "Why KSI's Forehead Keeps Growing", where it is revealed that KSI is actually the host to an intelligent head parasite that speak fluent Japanese. This parasite gave KSI the confidence he needed to pursue his life goals, in exchange for progressively making his forehead grow bigger and bigger. The Parasite eventually took an active role in this process, making KSI train and become a professional boxer. with each victory, KSI's popularity grew greater, and the Parasite's power grew bigger and bigger. later on, The Parasite tried to make KSI kill his group of Friends so that nothing could stand in the way of their "greatness", but KSI... Still caring for his friends... Refused. Unbothered by this, The Parasite revealed its trump card, unleashing it's full power and transforming into a massive snake-like creature... Devouring two of KSI's friends in an instant. The last of his friends tried to reach KSI, only to see that The Parasite had finally taken full control over KSI's mind, and solemnly accepted his fate as The Parasite charged at him...

Powers and Stats[]

Tier: 9-C || At least 9-B, likely Higher with Reactive Evolution

Name: Olajide Olayinka Williams Olatunji, JJ, KSI

Origin: Avocado Animations

Gender: Male

Age: 31 Years Old

Classification: Human, YouTuber, Boxer, Rapper, Parasite Host

Powers and Abilities: Peak Human Physical Characteristics, Social Influencing (Is an extremely popular Youtuber, Influencer, and Boxer... Having over 44 Million subscribers, and owning his own company amongst other accomplishments), Weapon Mastery (Chopped a pineapple into a small cube with little effort), Skilled Boxer, Vehicular Mastery (Knows how to ride a Horse, and owns a Sports Car), Resistance to Pain (The Parasite growing in size is shown to be a painful process, despite this, KSI seems completely unaffected by it.) || All Previous Abilities, plus Enhanced Senses (Can sense the world around it despite lacking any sensory organs), Accelerated Development (Became aware of its own existence. Was able to learn how to talk, use a cellphone, and do various other human activities despite it lacking any way of learning how to do such activities at a shockingly fast rate. Helped KSI achieve much of his fame and popularity though both trickery and clever marketing tactics), Empowerment (Seemingly grows stronger the more popular KSI is, and the bigger his pride and ego become), Reactive Evolution and Size Manipulation (Fixed KSI's vision so that he no longer needed glasses, continually grew larger and larger as KSI grew more popular and proud, until he finally grew big enough to interact with the outside world. Doubled in size after eating two people, and can likely grow even bigger by eating people and feeding KSI's ego and fame), Shapeshifting (Can manipulate its mass to act like fingers, and took on a serpentine form after it took over KSI's body), Natural Weaponry (Grew a mouth full of sharp fangs and long flowing coils), Large Size (Type 0, its fanged maw alone is three times the size of a grown man. grew large enough to encompass an entire room.)

Attack Potency: Street Level (Is a skilled cruiserweight boxer whos won multiple fights in the past. Boxers reach this level of power regardless of weight class.) | At Least Wall Level (Should get this high through sheer size alone, being comparable in size to a Titanoboa, and was able to swallow multiple grown men whole with ease... Doubling in size right after doing so.), Likely Higher With Reactive Evolution (Will likely grow bigger and stronger as it eats more people and KSI's fame/pride grows higher and higher.)

Speed: Peak Human, with Superhuman Reactions/Combat Speed (Should be comparable to most peak-level boxers, who can throw punches at 15 m/s.) | At least Superhuman (Despite its massive size, The Parasite was still able to blitz normal human's with it's striking speed.), likely Higher with Reactive Evolution

Lifting Strength: Peak Human (Can function perfectly fine, and even win multiple boxing matches, with a head five times larger than a normal human.) | Superhuman (Can effortlessly pick up and devour full grown men.), Higher with Reactive Evolution

Striking Strength: Street Class (Can harm other boxers with his punches.) || At least Wall Class, likely Higher with Reactive Evolution (Can easily overpower and consume regular humans, and grow much larger in size with each kill...)

Durability: Street Level (Can take punches from other boxers with only mild damage.) || At least Wall Level, likely Higher with Reactive Evolution

Stamina: High (Won multiple boxing matches with only minor injuries.) || High (Should have the same, if not improved stamina to KSI. Never shown to tire as the short goes on.)

Range: Melee Range, Extended Melee Range with Knife. || Dozens of Meters, likely Higher with Reactive Evolution

Standard Equipment: A Knife, Boxing gloves.

Intelligence: Above Average (Has all the same feats as the real-life KSI. Is a skilled Rapper, Youtuber, Knife User, Boxer, and Influencer. Can understand and speak both English and Japanese, and knows how to play multiple different instruments.) || Gifted (Is shown to be extremely clever and manipulative, and was able to learn how to talk, use a cellphone, and do various other human activities despite it lacking any way of learning how to do such activities. Is heavily implied to be partially responsible for KSI's rapid growth in popularity. Is able to speak, and presumably taught KSI to speak fluent Japanese. Was the one who came up with the idea to make KSI into a successful boxer, and eventually managed to take over KSI's body once it grew big enough.)

Weaknesses: His enormous head is likely an easy target to aim at in a fight, eventually The Parasite will take over his mind/body once it grows strong enough. || If KSI dies, so will The Parasite. It seemingly needs fame, popularity, and later food to grow big enough to change form and effect the outside world.

Keys: Base | Parasite

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