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Summary[]
Justin Trudeau is the Prime Minister of the fictional country of Canada. He will do everything in his power (Which is very little) to make sure he doesn't offend anyone.
Powers and Stats[]
Tier: 💩
Name: Justin "Aladdin" Trudeau
Origin: The only part of Canada that is real
Gender: Person (M@le is offensive to some people, you should never hurt peoples feelings)
Age: 47
Classification: Dumbass, Buffoon, Imbecile, Politician
Powers and Abilities: Making himself look progressively more stupid every time he makes a public appearance
Attack Potency: Negative Attack Potency (If he were to attempt to harm an opponent he would end up making himself look like a clown.)
Speed: Slow
Lifting Strength: Can't
Striking Strength: Doesn't punch (Punching would offend people who don't have arms.)
Durability: None (Coughed once and had to isolate himself for 2 weeks so that he wouldn't die.)
Stamina: Instantly tired
Range: Zero
Standard Equipment: Outfits that allow him to culturally appropriate the countries he's currently in
Intelligence: The opposite of omniscience
Weaknesses: Himself, Trump, The Canadian Healthcare System potentially euthanizing him
Notable Attacks/Techniques:
- Cultural Appropriation: Trudeau travels to another country and appropriates its culture while under the impression that he is respecting it, making himself look even dumber in the process
Others[]
Notable Victories:
To imply that Trudeau could win a fight would take a negative IQ
Notable Losses:
Trump
Putin
All other world leaders
Canadians
Inconclusive Matches: