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Justin-bieber

Powers and Stats[]

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Name: Justin Bieber

Origin: Real life

Gender: Female

Age: 27

Classification: God-awful “singer”

Powers and Abilities: Able to cause deafness with his voice, can turn 12-year-old girls into crazed zombies (they eat only Bieber merchandise), Can scare any Webseries's or Webcomic characters because they all share the same fear of his face.

Attack Potency: Massively Subhuman- 

Speed: None

Lifting Strength: Negative

Striking Strength: Below little girl and new born infant level

Durability: Pathetic (Got butthurt from a bottle hitting him.)

Stamina: Extremely low. (Had to have his bodyguards carry him through the Great Wall of China.)

Range: Spread his horrific music on a worldwide scale. Worldwide

Standard Equipment: Auto-tuning, His bodyguards to help from him getting his ass kicked.

Intelligence: Pretty damn stupid. (Wrote a song consisting of only the word “baby” and pisses in mop buckets.)

Weaknesses: The internet's not big enough to list.

Others []

Notable Victories:

Implying he can have a victory is too much of a joke, even for this site.

Notable Losses:

That one bottle

Less than -9000 Yamcha (Dance fight. Yamcha won by accident.)

Master Roshi's Turtle

The Monarch of Pointland (Stomp was so massive it made your mom wobble slightly)

Himself (Yes. Justin Bieber is so pathetic that he can solo himself)

Literally everything else

Puberty