Joke Battles Wikia
Joke Battles Wikia
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Welcome!

The art of combat can be a very serious and violent topic, but that doesn't mean fighters always have to be serious!

Welcome to Joke Battles Wiki. Where we analyze and discuss the most ridiculous of memes, OC's, and parodies in order to find the best of the worst!

Rules of the Wiki

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DA RULES

General Rules

  • Please utilize proper swag to the dankest degree possible.
  • Trolling, spamming, threatening, personally attacking members, using hate speech/offensive slurs under any circumstance (racist, sexist, homophobic, xenophobic, disabled, religious, etc.) will NOT be tolerated. This page is meant to just be innocent fun.
  • Making jokes/references about sex, drugs, and using profanity is allowed, but to a moderate degree. Being overly graphic or vulgar can result in a warning or even a ban.
  • Please do not make serious profiles of established characters. You can do so here
  • Please do not make profiles of OC's you want to be taken seriously. You can do so here
  • Please do not make profiles of characters whose only purpose is to be overpowered. You can do so here
  • Now just because this is a wiki mainly for joke profiles, does not mean all profiles or characters have to be jokes/nonsensical. Adding serious stats to YouTube personalities (AVGN, JonTron, etc.), popular online characters, or obscure non canon characters (such as from the Dragon Ball games) are allowed as well. Most characters that otherwise wouldn't be allowed on the two sites listed above are welcomed.
  • Using sockpuppet accounts (especially to circumvent blocks) ain't cool and will result in an extended ban.
  • We respect the privacy of people here, and as such, using someone's real name, address, phone number, email, family, etc, on a profile, as a profile, or publicly in any way, shape, or form is forbidden unless the user says they're allowing their name to be used (other information is automatically forbidden from being used for privacy and safety reasons) or they themselves inserted their own name. Also, if a user adds their own real name to a profile, and becomes inactive, the JBW staff reserve the right to delete the name for safety and privacy reasons.
  • Parodying established characters or celebrities (Superman, Naruto, Justin Bieber, etc.) is fine, but making profiles that personally mock/attack others or their OC's will not be tolerated.
  • Making a profile for a character that already has one is strongly discouraged, unless it brings something new to the table. Simply put, original, transformative, high quality and sufficiently distinct profiles from the others under the same name are allowed. However, if these criteria are not met, the profile will be deleted.
  • Do not edit OC's that do not belong to you (without the author's consent). Even if they are inaccurate in accordance our "official" ranking system. Memes are fair game.
  • Likewise, please do not add victories or losses to an OC unless the person gives you consent.
  • Jokingly adding characters to the notable victory/loss section is okay. However if you want to seriously add a character, bold the name and add a link to the discussion thread to help others differentiate between joke and "serious" matches.
  • You can leave comments below if you want to argue about a character's power or point out things that seem wrong, but don't be rude, obnoxious or unreasonable.
  • If a user is banned from this site their "user profile" will be removed for the time being to avoid unnecessary conflict
  • If you wish to add very long posts, create a forum thread about the topic, rather than spam the character pages. Also, try to keep forum threads on point, and not veer off-topic. And as mentioned above, don't be rude, unreasonable, or overly argumentative.
  • Impersonating other users will not be tolerated.
  • Pornographic material will not be tolerated.
  • ANY form of death threats will not be tolerated.
  • Encouraging others to commit suicide will result in an immediate, unwarned and possibly permanent ban.
  • If you yourself or someone else you know is feeling suicidal, please direct yourself to this list of suicide prevention emergency hotlines or if in the USA, this hotline.
  • Being sexually flirtatious will not be tolerated.
  • Playing mature games, flirting, or using sexual connotations with minors is strictly prohibited and will result in an immediate, unwarned, permanent ban and possibly a notification to the authorities.
  • Plagiarism will not be tolerated. (Especially not by Daddy Derek and Cool Cat.)
  • Derogatory comments on religious or political matters (both highly sensitive issues) will not be tolerated, as it almost always leads to massive hate-commenting and negativity. Doing so will result in a deletion of the post, and possibly a ban, depending on the severity.
  • ^Alternatively, If you are making a mock profile of any religious or political person with many views on sensitive topics, please add a {Mature} Notification in the source code. These profiles are not banned, but serve as a warning sign to a potentially sensitive reader.
  • Please avoid VS debating with deities featured in modern religions (even jokingly). It is both controversial and impractical to bring up the contents of religious scriptures.
  • Admins and other staff members are NOT allowed to lend access to their accounts to other people. This only leads to confusion and suspicion. It doesn’t matter if the staff member says that he trusts the other person, the other person has not been appointed.
  • Do not link to or promote anything illegal within the wiki. Linking to scams of any sorts is also strongly forbidden.
  • You are not allowed to discuss or mention of any kind of method or tools that can be used in any way to circumvent security of the wiki, spam the wiki or otherwise exploit the wiki. If you discover any such means or tools tell an admin in a PM, do NOT ever post it publicly.
  • While using profiles from other wikis as references for statistics is generally not prohibited, if the reasoning for the statistics can not be explained if asked, or if the profiles are badly translated they might be deleted.
  • Many people get offended/angry over claiming victories on a page there was no actual VS thread towards. So please, refrain from adding victories or loses to a page, to which a Versus Match hasn't been made for. You should preferably link to said VS Match, in your profile, for evidence. If you see one such profile, and wish to report it, do so on this thread
  • When adding music to any profile or page on this wiki, on the form of a sound cloud file, please make it visible and add it to the top of the page, or add a message saying "WARNING: MUSIC" so that anyone who doesn't wish to hear the soundtrack, can turn it off, or lower their volume
  • No shameless plugs (e.g. check out my cooler website collectioncard.github.io). Shameful plugs are fine!
  • Refrain from excessive spamming when creating a profile, as it makes the page almost unreadable (Excessive meaning the entire profile is just spam. If you want to create an overpowered character, try to be creative about it instead of having your character have a power of "Infinity^Infinity^Infinity..." or saying that "This is 0.00000000000000000...1% of its power"). Such pages will be deleted.
  • Similarly, refrain from excessive category spamming, especially of categories legitimately meant to ease navigation, as they inherently make the wiki less organized and the page less comprehensible. Doing so will result in the profile potentially being deleted and possibly even a warning being issued.
  • When creating profiles, utilize the standard template properly without leaving many blanks. Humor may be subjective, but posting half-finished pages expecting to be "funny" will be prohibited. Such pages will be deleted.
  • In addition, try to have legitimate arguments in justifying stats, abilities, etc. Posting nonsense onto pages will only lead to the page being a candidate for deletion.
  • Pages that purposefully circumvent the standard template for the sake of a joke however (such as this), are allowed, as long as they don't break any of the other rules.
  • Please don't use characters not typically found on standard keyboards, such as Kanji, Emojis or other symbols when naming pages, it makes them incredibly difficult to find.
  • The Staff at Joke Battles Wiki withhold the right to restrict any user who constantly creates low-effort, uninspired pages that do not follow our guidelines or standard format from creating any more pages. This will be done by issuing an official warning to the user, telling them to stop creating new pages. The restriction's length may vary and failing to adhere to it and continuing to create profiles anyway could lead to a ban.
  • Using repeating terms to justify an extremely powerful profile is strongly frowned upon, such as putting "infinity" or "endlessly" or other such words in the tiering. Profiles like this will strongly be considered for deletion unless they are of high enough quality. In short, this joke became old very long ago.
  • AND MOST IMPORTANT is to have fun, respect others and try not to take things here too seriously...

Discussion/Versus Thread Rules

  • Once again, trolling, spamming, threatening, hate speech, etc. is not allowed.
  • If you want to make a SERIOUS versus thread, no spite (putting a character you hate against one who'd clearly destroy them) or stomp (putting a character against one they have no chance of beating.)
  • It is strongly suggested to detail the scenario of the battle, by giving details such as a location, the method of victory (e.g. KO, death, 360 no-scope), whether the combatants have preparation time, are bloodlusted or in character and which version of the characters are used.
  • Please do not make VS threads with others' OC's unless they give you consent. If you want to know which OC's are permitted by their authors, here is a list of them.

Important Info

  • Due to the fact that we are a lot more lenient towards talk of sex, drugs, and vulgarity than the VS Battles Wiki (yet still have regulations), it is suggested that you at least be 13 years or older before browsing this site.
  • This site is not a hive mind. People here share all sorts of differing opinions. If someone shows like or disdain towards something, that does not mean that this entire wiki or its staff has those same feelings.
  • As said in the rules, just because this is a profile mainly for joke profiles, does not mean all profiles or characters have to be jokes/nonsensical. Adding serious stats to YouTube personalities (AVGN, JonTron, etc.), popular online characters, or obscure non canon characters (such as from the Dragon Ball games) are allowed as well. Most characters that otherwise wouldn't be allowed on the two sites listed above are welcomed
  • Here is our "official" tiering system, our speed scale, lifting strength scale, striking strength scale, destructive capability scale and durability scale
  • Here is a template that you can copy and paste if you want to make profiles
  • Here is a list of all the important categories of the site
  • If you'd like to get your username customized for this site (i.e. color change or background change), just go here


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