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John Lennon2

If you're lonely, you can talk to me.

Living is easy with eyes closed. Misunderstanding all you see.

Summary[]

A tragic figure with a life of complications, John Lennon was at one point considered amongst the most important individuals to ever live, with his music sweeping entire nations, gaining millions, if not billions, of fans in his short, yet incredibly dense and colorful career. Despite his fame and energetic songs, John was often reported to be a fairly somber figure, routinely describing himself as an idiot who missed out on life. Lennon would die at the young age of 40, leaving an eternal legacy before him.

Powers and Stats[]

Tier: Unknown. Likely 1-A

Name: John Lennon

Origin: The Beatles

Gender: Male

Age: 40 at time of death

Classification: Guitarist

Powers and Abilities: Superhuman Physical Characteristics, Non-existence, Reality Warping (anything he dreams can come true, the world is 'at his control'), Flight, Solar Manipulation (can manipulate the very sun), Plot Manipulation (wrote the majority of his own songs, which are a reflection of the world), Music Manipulation, Text Manipulation (the world is in his own write), Cosmic Awareness (can look into other worlds via the Glass Onion), Emotion Manipulation (knows how to measure out happiness), Truth Manipulation (Even when he's wrong, he's right), Trans-Duality, Duplication, Madness Manipulation (via Revolution 9 and Carnival of Light. Contributed to Helter Skelter), Mind Manipulation, Concept Manipulation (Paul McCartney's heterosexuality was absolute on a conceptual level, yet feared that John could turn him gay), Creation (has words of creation) Resistance to Reality Warming (Nothing can change his world)

Attack Potency: Unknown. Likely Outerverse level (As the Nowhere Man, John exists within Nowhereland, a realm of non-existence, transcending 'The Void', which encompasses all of space and time, which contains worlds without end. A frequent visitor of Strawberry Fields, a metaphysical realm beyond all that is real, and is described as being a place doesn't exist. Views Pepperland, a realm beyond all of space and time, as fiction)

Speed: Irrelevant (Frequently visits places described as being beyond, or without, time or space, such as Pepperland, Strawberry Fields, and Nowhereland), possibly Omnipresent (Described himself as being as if he everyone at once, and that everyone was himself, meaning he likely exists across all of reality)

Lifting Strength: Likely Irrelevant (Vastly superior to Mr. Kite, who could 'challenge the World')

Striking Strength: Likely Outerversal Class (Capable of harming his wife)

Durability: Unknown. Likely Outerverse level (Lennon's body was completely unaffected by events such as the end of all existence and the annihilation of Pepperland. Exists as a non-existent entity beyond time or space)

Stamina: Unknown (His training of Transcendental Meditation left him 'so tired', and had to take drugs to keep his stamina up)

Range: Outerversal

Intelligence: Unknown (Described by others as a genius, but has described himself in much less favorable terms, claiming he's 'as blind as can be', and 'has no point of view'), possibly Omniscient (claimed that there is nothing you know, that he doesn't know, and nothing you see, that he can't see)

Weaknesses: Nothing noteworthy

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