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Summary[]

WWE Superstar and former/current of the United States and World Heavyweight championship belts. John Cena is the most iconic and meme wrestler in all of existence. The champ is here.

Powers and Stats[]

Tier: Vince McMahon Class Pet | Memetic Tier

Origin: Bad Vines and YTP's

Name: John Felix Anthony Cena, Juan Cena, The Champ

Gender: Sweatband

Age: Then, Now, Forever

Classification: Champion and Vince's biggest wank since New World Order

Powers and Abilities: Super Cena (aesthetic transformation), can always “kick-out-at-2”, and somehow always forming a team in his name (Team Cena), Greater Invisibility (Only Certain Meme Characters Can See Him), Immortality (Types 1, 5, And 10)

Notable Attacks and Techniques: The 5 Knuckle Shuffle, Attitude Adjustment, copying other signature moves to hype the crowd, "U Can't C Me", throwing his shirt off, kick-out-at-2,

Attack Potency: Instant KO all of the WWE Universe except Jewsev

Speed: At least Rey Mysterio level, Ring Omnipresence as Super Cena

Lifting Strength: At least Omni-Suggsversal (Lifted the The Big Show one millicena off the ring with the help of others)

Striking Strength: Immeasurable (Sends some opponents flying back without even making contact)

Durability: 3 seconds on his shoulders, likely Botch Level+ on his feet | Beyond True Omnipotence as Super Cena

Stamina: Infinite (sometimes he just lays there "catching his breath" but he's really trying to catch his opponent off guard)

Range: He can't leave the arena unless he gets back in before the ref calls him out, unless its a pay-per-view, then you better run for Jewsev

Standard Equipment: Usually himself, a t-shirt, trashy wristbands, a few Zack Ryders worth in body bags

Intelligence: Only knows his catchphrases, rehearsed lines in the locker room, and how to make little kids happy

Weaknesses: The ref, count-out, and Rusev (post-NXT, pre-break-up-with-Lana). His theme makes him predictable as the plot to a DBZ saga. Super Cena form lasts until he wins, or McMahon calls a stop to the match.

Feats: Look at any thing WWE puts up of him on YouTube, Vince needs to sell those "U Can't C Me" t-shirts, you know. Also the John Cena vines. And being the champ and all. And his hit mixtape.

Key: Normal WWE matches | As Super Cena, anywhere, anytime

Notable Attacks/Techniques: 


===  Attitude Adjusment (Top Rope):===

Giphhhyyyy

Cena almost kills AJ's life.

Wins and Losses[]

Notable Victories:

and this... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2KINAvlVVzM

NOTICE: He beats all Tier -1, Ocean, Memetic and "far beyond even tiers" characters in the ring (and anything not Memetic Tier+ as Super Cena) As Super Cena he cannot lose, regardless of any other's ability or incapability of losing. As is the nature of Super Cena.

Notable Losses:

Superman

Pre-rection Beyonder

Sponge Tod

Saitama

Jewsev, pre-Fast Lane 2015

Brock Lesnar (Lesnar was in Suplex City mode)

Chuck Norris (Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked Cena, and Cena got vaporized) Chuck's Profile

Mark "Hercule" Satan (after a long battle hercule finshed it with his special attack) Hercule's Profile

Ooga Lord of the Meme (he even lost as super cena)

China

Grug (couldnt hide from him)

Inconclusive Matches:

Vince McMahon

Cenation

Gallery[]

Super Cena

Here we have Super Cena in the form that mere mortals can comprehend, and beneath is the beyond legendary Godly Cena Punch to ScrewAttack Superman.

Godly Cena Punch