Joey Pizoli is the titular character of the Pizoliverse. A loyal, patriotic citizen of the Banana Republic, he seeks to save it from an insurrection led by a mysterious man, and must travel to and fro through different periods of time to do so...
Powers and Stats[]
Tier: At least 7-C, possibly higher
Name: Joey Pizoli
Origin: Pizoliverse
Gender: Pizoli
Age: It's rude to ask someone that
Classification: Human/Pizoli Hybrid, Banana Republic citizen
Powers and Abilities: Superhuman strength, speed, and durability, Time manipulation with Banana Republic time machine, immense loyalty for the Banana Republic
Attack Potency: At least Small Town Level (charged a time machine fully with 22 displays of parkour and other physical might. Assuming the time machine needs the equivalent of the yearly energy consumption of the US {read that somewhere, forgot where, tho}, converting the GWh over the course of a year to Joules, then Joules to kilotons, reaches a number of about 99.84 kilotons. Charging to 100% with 22 displays of swoleness means an average of about 5.55% was charged per exhibition of masculinity, and 5.55% of 99.84 kilotons equals about 5.5 kilotons)
Speed: at least Supersonic (created sonic booms while doing parkour demonstrations)
Lifting Strength: At least Irrelevant (casually exercised using Michaelson's weight machine. According to Eastern European superstition, people with red hair are doomed to become vampires after death. Michaelson has definitely died previously, given that his factory is not up to safety standards. Scaling from my boi DIO Brando, who happens to be a vampire, we get our conclusion.)
Striking Strength: at least Class TJ
Durability: at least Small Town Level, likely much higher
Stamina: Superhuman (charged a time machine with his sick skills with no signs of fatigue)
Range: Standard melee range (not that he couldn't simply just cross the room before you could whip your peepee out to beat it to your trash waifu, then do to you what Raiden did to that Metal Gear RAY in "Metal Gear Rising")
Intelligence: High, knows how to operate a time machine, competent enough in politics to know that you have to be a dumb heck to not realize that the Banana Republic is a better option than Mysterious Man's Che Guevara nonsense
Weaknesses: Highly sensitive and emotional, becomes extremely depressed when he sees death, even though he doesn't know the deceased, and the deceased is just a tree
Notable Attacks/ Techniques:
Sick Parkour Skills - self-explanatory. See it for yourself tho, I can't do justice to just how sick his skills are
Others[]
Notable Victories:
Mysterious Man
Notable Losses:
The fall of the Banana Republic