
“ | Chocolate chocolate chip. | „ |
~ Joe Biden |
“ | It's Joever For you! |
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~ Joe Biden |
Summary[]
Joe Biden also known as Dark Brandon is a recurring character in r/whowouldcirclejerk, he acts as a parody of shonen tropes and Biden himself.
Powers and Stats[]
Tier: 5-A normally, up to at least 3-C, possibly 3-A via Accelerated Development, 1-B as Dark Brandon, higher with Absolute Malarkey
Name: Joe Biden, Dark Brandon
Origin: r/whowouldcirclejerk
Gender: Male
Age: 80 years old.
Classification: President
Powers and Abilities:
- Creation
- Biological Manipulation (Able to Create Biden Behemoths)
- Multiple Selves (Type 1; Shares a body with Dark Brandon)
- Weapon Creation (via Sickle of Joerrow)
- Identity Manipulation (Able to remove people's racial and cultural identities)
- Durability Negation (via Biden Blast)
- Soul Manipulation, Intangibility and Electricity Manipulation (Able to turn his soul into pure electricity able to "destroy a small planet" after going to sleep)
- Void Manipulation (via Dark Biden Blast)
- Fire Manipulation (via Absolute Malarkey)
- Summoning (Able to summon the US Army)
- Accelerated Development (Can do things twice to become two times stronger)
- Possible Godmode Disabling (Able to harm bad OCs made by 12 year olds)
Attack Potency: Planetary (via Biden Blast, which was able to destroy the Earth) normally, up to at least Galaxy level, possibly Universe level via Accelerated Development (It was stated that he could reach this level of power), Hyperversal as Dark Brandon (Can affect all of reality via Advanced Gerrymandering as Dark Brandon), possibly higher with Absolute Malarkey (Able to harm Soloku with Absolute Malarkey)
Speed: Hypersonic (Should be comparable to Donald Trump, who dodged a bullet at hypersonic speeds.), higher via Biden Bolt, up to Massively FTL via Accelerated Development (It was stated that he could reach these speeds)
Lifting Strength: Unknown
Striking Strength: Unknown
Durability: Unknown (Possibly irrelevant as pure electricity)
Stamina: Below Average (Gets tired walking up a flight of stairs)
Range: Universal (Able to enact universal background checks)
Standard Equipment: Sickle of Joearrow, Various Biden Behemoths...
Intelligence: Average
Weaknesses: Power is heavily drained following his usage of the Dark Brandon forms and Biden Blasts.
Notable Attacks/Techniques:
- Biden Blast (Able to use summon and attack with raw energy,)
- Dark Biden Blast (Able to use summon and attack with raw dark energy as Dark Brandon, much more powerful than Biden Blast)
- Biden Bomb (See Biden Blast)
- Biden Behemoth (Able to create Behemoths to attack on his part)
- US Army Summon (Able to summon the US Army to attack his enemies)
- Sickle of Joerrow (Able to create a powerful, energy-based weapon)
- Sleep (Able to turn his soul into pure electricity able to destroy a small planet)
- Absolute Malarkey (When Biden detects anything he perceives as Malarkey, it goes up in flames)
Others[]
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Notable Losses:
Inconclusive Matches: