| “ | My Wife is not Fat
-Joe to Vriska Haters |
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| “ | I can outrun you, because i was already waiting for you
-Joe to Lord English prior to his battle |
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Summary[]
He is the original John Egbert, after he discover what dirk did to homestuck he decided to become the strongest character on all of fiction, he trained with Vergil to become the storm that is aproaching, later he became ultimate and defeated Dirk and had an Chad Awakening, he discovered that this was Lord English plan all along, he travel to Lord English and they have the most epic battle ever John defeat him with his new technique "FUCK TIERS", after defeating him he changed his beta name (John) to an chad name (Joe), he later start dating his childhood friend Vriska Serket, and later they marry
Powers and Stats[]
Tier: 2-A as John Egbert | Low 1-C During Vergil Training, 1-C Post Vergil Training | Low 1-A as Ultimate John, High 1-A Chad Awakening | 0, BEYOND TIERS with "FUCK TIERS" | -1
Name: John Egbert (Formerly, his wife call him like this), Joe, June Egbert (by Dirk)
Origin: Homestuck
Gender: Male, Female for a brief moment during his fight with dirk
Age: 23 at the beginning of his quest, 33 at the end of his quest
Classification: Human, Former Sburb Player, Heir of Breath,
Powers and Abilities: All John Egbert powers and abilities + all wind related powers and Anti Lord English Plot Armor, Simplification (Can simplify something to his original components) via FUCK TIERS, Reactive Evolution (He was able to adapt his body to his Ultimate Self), Inmune to all Lord English Powers and Dirk Powers
Attack Potency: Multiverse level+ (Comparable to his Post-Retcon Him) | Low Complex Multiverse level (Weaker than Vergil), Complex Multiverse level (Comparable to Vergil) | Low Outerverse level (Dirk was beating the shit out of him), High Outerverse level (Instantly One-Shotted Dirk) | Boundless (He was just a cell compared to "HIM"), BEYOND TIERS (Make Lord English had fear for first time on his life, to comparation Lord English tier was like a 1 and he was a 1 Million | True Infinity (Joe can evenly had a fight with 10% Shaggy at this point)
Speed: Immeasurable | Uninportant
Lifting Strength: Immeasurable | Uninportant
Striking Strength: Multiversal Class+ | Low Complex Multiversal Class | Outerversal Class | Boundless Class
Durability: Multiverse level+ (Comparable to his Post-Retcon Self) | Complex Multiverse level (Resisted Vergil Attacks) | Low Outerverse level (Less Durable than Dirk), Outerverse Level (Comparable to Ultimate Dirk) | Boundless | True Infinity
Stamina: Nigh-Unlimited (Had ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) with Vriska for 20 days nonstop until he passed out)
Range: Multiversal+ | Complex Multiversal | Boundless
Intelligence: Above Average, Gifted after Chad Awakening
Weaknesses: Highly Allergic Peanuts
Notable Attacks/Techniques:
Wind Powers
FUCK TIERS (This technique is able to simplify lord english)
Feats
Defeated Dirk Strider and Lord English
Had ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) with Vriska for 20 days
Defeated every known version of Goku and Superman together and fused
Key: John Egbert | Ultimate John | Joe
Others[]
Notable Victories:
Dirk Strider
Lord English (Note: He didn't Kill him he just simplify him and then traumatize Caliborn)
Every known version of Goku or Superman
This Wiki
Notable Losses:
Mr. Peanut (He had an alergic attack before the battle even started)
Inconclusive Matches:
Vriska (it was not a match they where having ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°))
Shaggy (it was interrupted by a stupid goku fanboy)