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Berniestalin

This shits way to easy to find lmao

Summary[]

Joberniseph Stalinders is a stupid fusion of Bernie Sanders and Joseph Stalin made because people are stupid and they like to have a bad guy to screech at.

Powers and Stats[]

Tier: That's enough Fox News, mom.

Name: Joberniseph Stalinders

Origin: Fox News probably, maybe 4Chan

Gender: Uses she/her pronouns for the sake of progressiveness, occasionally Non-Binary Lesbian Male whatever the fuck that might be

Age: Whenever people started paying attention to Bernie probably

Classification: Strawman

Powers and Abilities: Cringe Manipulation

Attack Potency: Okay, lets be honest, this is never being used in a VS. Thread, so why should I bother?

Speed: Slow (Took a while to pick up because nobody cares about Fox News)

Lifting Strength: he's 800 years old so probably not much

Striking Strength: nobody fucking cares

Durability: Enough to survive being constantly debunked

Stamina: Until Bernie drops out

Range: National TV (Pretty sure Fox News made this comparison a few times, STOP SENDING ME FOX NEWS CLIPS "SUSAN"!)

Standard Equipment: Bad faith arguments

Intelligence: Mindless (Like the people who make this comparison)

Weaknesses: Intelligent discussion

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Notable Victories:

Notable Losses: Biden probably

Inconclusive Matches:

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