
This shits way to easy to find lmao
Summary[]
Joberniseph Stalinders is a stupid fusion of Bernie Sanders and Joseph Stalin made because people are stupid and they like to have a bad guy to screech at.
Powers and Stats[]
Tier: That's enough Fox News, mom.
Name: Joberniseph Stalinders
Origin: Fox News probably, maybe 4Chan
Gender: Uses she/her pronouns for the sake of progressiveness, occasionally Non-Binary Lesbian Male whatever the fuck that might be
Age: Whenever people started paying attention to Bernie probably
Classification: Strawman
Powers and Abilities: Cringe Manipulation
Attack Potency: Okay, lets be honest, this is never being used in a VS. Thread, so why should I bother?
Speed: Slow (Took a while to pick up because nobody cares about Fox News)
Lifting Strength: he's 800 years old so probably not much
Striking Strength: nobody fucking cares
Durability: Enough to survive being constantly debunked
Stamina: Until Bernie drops out
Range: National TV (Pretty sure Fox News made this comparison a few times, STOP SENDING ME FOX NEWS CLIPS "SUSAN"!)
Standard Equipment: Bad faith arguments
Intelligence: Mindless (Like the people who make this comparison)
Weaknesses: Intelligent discussion
Others[]
Notable Victories:
Notable Losses: Biden probably
Inconclusive Matches:
Adonaldolf Hitrumpler