| “ | Happy Holidays and Merry Christmas Y'all! | „ |
| ~ Jerry to anyone within earshot |
Many evil Christmas beasts cry themselves to sleep at night after seeing this image...
Summary[]
Jerry, aka "Jerry The Christmas Cow" is a sentient magical cow. Originally just an ordinary heifer just like any other, until he watched the movie Annabelle's Wish one Christmas morning. Jerry instantly fell in love with the movie, and by extension the holidays in general, and began doing whatever in his cow-ish power he could do the celebrate the holidays... Managing to craft multiple Christmas decorations out of random stuff he found around the farm, much to his owners confusion. Eventually, Jerry's weird behavior and impressive size made the farmer decide to send him off to the slaughterhouse. As he was being driven to his doom, Jerry's immense willpower and love for the holidays caused a massive shift in his biology, and caused the truck him and his fellow cows to be carried in to burst into a red and white colored explosion. Jerry, using his new magical powers, scared off the farmers who tried to kill him, and went off into the woods to enjoy his new freedom. At first, he tried to just celebrate Christmas by himself, but he soon grew bored of this, and managed to get in contact with Santa himself through a freak accident. Santa, impressed by the cow's magical might and love for the holidays, employed him as a guard for his workshop in the north pole. Now, whenever Santa is off doing his yearly rides, Jerry would make sure that no dastardly beasts or malicious holiday villains could do harm to Santa's workshop and staff. Once December has ended though, Jerry would be annually sent back to his homeland of America, where he would go undercover as a normal cow until next Christmas. At least, that was the idea, but Jerry's myopic obsession with the holidays meant that he just couldn't resist going "Merry Christmas" to anyone within earshot, no matter what month it was, which usually resulted in fear and confusion at seeing a talking cow...
Powers and Stats[]
Tier: Low 2-C Physically, 1-A with Maximum Christmas Cannon
Name: Jerry, Jerry The Christmas Cow, Santa's deadliest Guardsman, Security Cow, Christmas Cow
Origin: VR Christmas (Verse)
Gender: Male
Age: 133 In Cow Years
Classification: Magical Cow, Security Guard for Santa's Workshop
Powers and Abilities: Superhuman Physical Characteristics, Magic, Longevity (Has been doing his duties since 1956), Enhanced Senses (Can hear the sounds Ghosts make when they phase through walls, knows the smells of every animal on Earth), Natural Weaponry (Sharp horns and hooves), Rage Power (will go into a rage if he sees people trying to sneak into Santa's workshop or insulting the holidays), Supernatural Willpower (Gained his powers through sheer willpower and love of the holidays, can stay awake for an entire month, and chased people about and engaged in combat for days without rest), Reality Warping and Explosion Manipulation with Willpower, Regeneration (Low-Mid, healed from getting most of his body annihilated by reality twisting shockwaves), Flight (Santa gave him the ability to fly similar to his Reindeer), Color Manipulation (Can change the color of his fur and the world around him to disorient and confuse his opponents, can use the Blue Moon Eyes), Status Effect Inducement (Can summon bright flashes of light to temporarily blind people), Weather Manipulation (Can summon small clouds with his powers, allowing him to make it snow wherever he wants it to), Automatic Translation (His powers allow him to wish people "Merry Christmas" no matter what language they speak, and he can even wish it to other animals and inanimate objects), Non-Physical Interaction (Can harm ghosts and other non-corporeal creatures, The Witherman Of Christmas and Red Robe avoid Jerry out of fear that he could harm them), Telekinesis (Can lift objects with his mind), Summoning and Danmaku (Can summon and throw hundreds of Christmas Baubles as projectiles), Fear Manipulation (Just an annoyed glare from Jerry is enough to chase away most threats, many holiday monsters are deathly afraid of Jerry, and tell horror stories to their friends about how intimidating he is), Power Mimicry (Copied the powers of The Christmas Cougar and The Lunar Reindeer while fighting them, can likely copy Leo McPresent's powers as well), Electricity Manipulation (Scales to and above various characters who can create townwide power outages with their power, can make the clouds he summons shoot lightning bolts), Absorption (Can absorb energy and magic attacks into his horns), Ice Manipulation (Can shoot ice beams from his horns), Energy Projection and Homing Attack (Jerry's strongest attack is The Maximum Christmas Cannon, which consist of him firing a Barrage of dozens of rainbow colored homing energy balls from his eyes and mouth at his opponents, followed by firing an enormous rainbow laser beam from his mouth, which is strong enough to damage/destroy creatures that can keep up with Santa Claus), Resistance to Extreme Pain, Magic (Can absorb magical attacks into his horns), Energy Manipulation (Can absorb energy attacks into his horns), Disease Manipulation, Light Manipulation (His glasses protect him from his own light-based powers), Fear Manipulation, Ice Manipulation and Absolute Zero, Reality Warping (Survived the Christmas Cougar's reality shaking shockwaves, though was badly damaged by them), Power Nullification (Can will his powers back should they be removed or altered)
Attack Potency: Universe Level+ Physically (Is far more powerful than Leo McPresent, to the point of chasing him away with just an annoyed glance. Defeated The Lunar Reindeer and copied his Blue Moon Eyes, damaging the deer enough for him to disappear until the next Blue Moon. Chased away The Albino Moose and The Snow Stallion after a short scuffle), Outerverse Level with The Maximum Christmas Cannon (Was able to defeat and temporarily kill the Christmas Cougar with this attack, despite their powers being enough to shake the entire VR Jokes verse. Can damage and destroy creatures that can keep up with Santa Claus himself in a fight.)
Speed: Superhuman (Scales to real-life Cows), with Relativistic+ Reactions, Immeasurable with Maximum Christmas Cannon
Lifting Strength: Class 5 Physically (Scales to normal Cows, who can flip over cars), Up to Class M with Telekinesis (Can lift Santa's sleigh into the air with just a glance.)
Striking Strength: Universe Level+ (Can damage and defeat creatures on Mccree's level.)
Durability: Universe Level+ (Can take hits from the Christmas Cougar amongst many other creatures. Can presumably trade blows With Mccree, who survived a digital universe hitting him.)
Stamina: Superhuman (Can go through all of December without needing a single second of sleep, though he immediately passes out once January hits. Gained his new powers through sheer willpower, and can keep an inhuman focus on whatever catches his eye. Fought the Christmas Cougar for 15 days straight before finally defeating him.)
Range: Standard Melee Range normally, Hundreds of Meters with various abilities, Outerversal with Maximum Christmas Cannon.
Standard Equipment: His Hat and Glasses, Christmas Baubles.
Intelligence: Gifted (Even before he gained his powers, Jerry was able to perfectly understand human speech, and was able to craft Christmas decorations out of random farm equipment. Quickly mastered his new holiday powers and uses them to fight against malevolent Christmas creatures. Is such a good guard cow that Santa pretty much leaves all security matters up to him alone, and he never sleeps the entirety of December, making it nearly impossible to catch him off guard. With Jerry in charge, nobody has entered Santa's workshop in decades, and most evil holiday creatures are deathly afraid of him, refusing to even mention his name in their circles...)
Weaknesses: Jerry is completely obsessed with Christmas, and thinks December is year round. He loses most of his powers, besides his ability to talk, once December ends, and will go into a rage if anyone insults or belittles the holidays.
Note: Character Was Made By "Redacted Flinn The 1st Esquire" On Day 10 Of The Event.
Others[]
Notable Victories:
Lunar Reindeer (Jerry Was Heavily Suppressed And Blue Moon Eyes Were Both Used And Copied)
Christmas Cougar (Both Were Low 2-C And All Powers Were Used)
Snow Stallion (Jerry Was Heavily Suppressed At The Time)
Albino Moose (Jerry Was Heavily Suppressed At The Time)
Leo McPresent (Chased Him Away With Just A Glance 3 Times)
Notable Losses:
Yeti (VR Christmas) (Jerry Was In A Powerless State At The Time)
Inconclusive Matches: