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I HATE GREENBEANS, DADDY!

What doing?

~ Jeffy

Summary[]

Jeffy is a main character in the SML movies. He made his first appearance in SML Movie: Mario the Babysitter, and ever since, he has made an appearance in almost every SML video. Jeffy often does stupid things and wears a helmet on his head and a pencil in his nose at all times. He loves chocolate cake, giraffes (or Ginaraffes, as he calls them), breaking things, and annoying his adoptive parents. He hates green beans and will always try get rid of them when Mario (or "Daddy" as Jeffy calls him) gives him them. He has a very tragic past. Before living with Mario and Rosalina, Jeffy lived with his abusive mother Nancy. His only friend was his sister Feebee, who died in a car accident. He is the son of famous painter Jaques Pierre Francios, who is very rich and faked his death, causing Jeffy to inherit his money once he turned eighteen (Though he never got since Jaques eventually turned up alive). Nancy has tried to kidnap and even kill Jeffy several times to get the money. He has a much better life with Mario and Rosalina. He and Mario have an especially complicated relationship. While he'll never admit, Mario does love Jeffy and cares about him, even though Jeffy makes his life a living hell daily.

Powers and Stats[]

Tier: 9-B, 7-B with nukes, Low 6-B, 2-A with boxing gloves, Unknown with his pencil | at least 8-C when becoming a Super Saiyan,

Key: Base | Jeffy Ball Z

Name: Jeffy François-Jeffy, Jeffy-Ku (Jeffy Ball Z series)

Origin: SuperMarioLogan/SML

Gender: Male

Age: Born on August 21, 2004 age (20)

Classification: Puppet, Young Adult, Former U.S. President, Former Lawyer, Former Judge, Rapper

Powers and Abilities: Superhuman Physical Characteristics, Resurrection (Characters are subject to come back to life after dying), Precognition (In Jeffy the Psychic, he could predict the future after suffering a head injury, however he had no control over this power and could not change the future), Life Manipulation (Can bring anything he draws with his pencil to life by saying "Doodle doodle _ fart", impregnated a Cheerios box and made it give birth to two mini boxes and a human-Cheerio hybrid), Explosion Manipulation (In President Jeffy, Jeffy had access to nuclear bombs, which he used to blow up every green bean farm on Earth, also accidently many people), Transmutation (By covering a pencil in glitter, he can turn it into a wand and use it to transform people and things, such as turning Bully Bill into a pirate, Mario into a Minecraft zombie, or Brooklyn Guy into a dragon, as well as turning food such as green beans into chocolate cake), Healing (With the magic glitter covered pencil, he can heal people, however, he transforms them into something else when doing so), Size Manipulation (Can increase the size and length of his pencil wand and use it as a club), Ki Manipulation (Shoots Ki Blast and making them powerful and bigger), Super Saiyan (As seen in the Jeffy Ball Z series), Space Survival (Survived in space in Jeffy Ball Z Episode 5 before Finkleshitz's robot exploded and killed him)

Attack Potency: At least Wall level (Kicked a ball into high orbit. Is superior to Chef Pee Pee who dug out from being burried and duct taped), City Level (Nukes can cause 6 miles of damage, which is almost twice the size of New York, the largest city by area. In President Jeffy, Jeffy had access to nukes), Small Country level (Screamed so loud he shook the entire earth. Is superior to Joseph who could break every bone in Cody's body), Multiverse level+ with boxing gloves (Knocked out the puppet versions of the SML cast who are shown to control the franchise as a whole which is stated to be multiversal), unknown with his pencil (Able to create and transform characters into seemingly) | at least Building level (Harmed and killed Lord Frieza who could take hits from a superpowered Brooklyn T. Guy, who was easily able to knock down buildings)

Speed: Athletic Human (Outran a bike. Tied with Usain Bolt in the 100-Meter Dash in Jeffy Competes in the Olympics), with Supersonic reactions (Dodged a bullet), Likely Higher

Lifting Strength: At least Class 1 (Should be superior to Cody who can rip out people's heads)

Striking Strength: At least Wall Class, Multiversal Class+ with boxing gloves

Durability: At least Wall level (Survived a fall from a plane without a parachute. Survived getting dragged across the road without any visible injuries), Small Country level, higher with helmet | At Least Building level (Survived many blasts from Lord Frieza who stole Brooklyn T. Guy's powers), Likely Higher, Unknown

Stamina: Peak Human

Range: Standard Melee range, unknown with his pencil | Varies with Kamehameha and Ki Blast

Standard Equipment: His pencil

Optional Equipment: Cat Piano, nukes, hammer, various guns, crayon, His car (The PP Cruiser), and many, many more.

Intelligence: Below Average normally (Legally mentally handicapped, very foolish and lacks even the most basic common sense, thinks that 8 minus 4 is still 8, thinks that there are 7 crayons in a 64 pack of crayons, does not know where fish live, cannot go to the bathroom normally and has to wear a diaper, has to have his name written on his shirt so he does not forget his own name, he once admitted to Rosaline that he and Mario had killed a person when he was supposed to make sure no one found out, once thought he was trapped inside a camera after seeing a videoclip of him that was recorded with a camera and broke the camera to "free himself", is surprised that water is wet, mistakes flies for caterpillars and turkeys for moose, shown to be far less intelligent than Junior, who thinks that the sun is a planet and that Sunkiss comes from it, however he is a surprisingly skilled artist and rapper and is fluent in French). Extraordinary Genius when his pencil is stuck through his brain

Weaknesses: Extreme low intellect, can't swim, is afraid of the number 7, ostriches, and lollipops, if the glitter is removed from his pencil wand, everyone and everything returns to normal

Others[]

Notable Victories:

When Jeffy, Junior, Cody, And Joseph participated in the online trend of "Chicken Jockeying" A Theatre, which resulted in the destruction of the entire theatre, Jeffy used his wits and superior strength over Judge Boomer to beat him to smithereens and save the day.

Every other fight following Jembo's first fight against Mario Marvin was a complete and totally Dahmer victory.

Notable Losses:

Bedtime.

Inconclusive Matches:

His first fight against Marvin was a very close draw, But Jeefy still had the lead by the end by just a smidgen. Marvin thought smart and quick but Beefy was even smart and even freakin' quicker!