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One of the lamest CrappyPastas.
Summary[]
One day, a stupid boy got into stupid trouble, and became a stupid killa. His name was Jeff. He kills with his knife, but has gotten his ass kicked by capable would be victims and is usually on the run. He’s been put on trial multiple times, but was deemed mentally unstable each time, which lead to him getting off scot free.
Powers and Stats[]
Tier: 10-B
Name: Jeff Da Killa, Jeff
Origin: CrappyPasta
Gender: Male
Age: Presumably in his late teens/early 20s
Classification: Human
Powers and Abilities: Stealth Mastery (Is somehow very good at sneaking up on others), Weapon Mastery (Wields a knife), Self-Madness Manipulation (Type 2; Does being insane to the point of being a moron count?)
Attack Potency: Human level (Capable of killing most weak humans like children and most sneak attacks help him, but any capable human can overpower him)
Speed: Below Average Human
Lifting Strength: Below Average Human (Can't lift anything heavier than a toddler)
Striking Strength: Human Class (Rather poor in a straight fight, even against an average human)
Durability: Human level
Stamina: Peak Human (Doesn't really tire, but a good enough beating will leave him helpless)
Range: Standard Melee Range
Standard Equipment: Knife
Intelligence: Below Average normally, Average in stealth (The fact that he knows how to sneak attack is remarkable)
Weaknesses: Has poor hearing. Is heavily reliant on sneak attacks. Isn't shown to be very smart.
Others[]
Notable Victories:
- A baby doll
Notable Losses:
- A Krav Maga expert (Got his throat punched in)
- An convicted felon (Got shanked)
- An office worker loaded on caffeine (Bashed to death with a computer)
- A Rottweiler (Got chewed up)
- A redneck (Got blasted with a shotgun)
- Another redneck (Got thrown into the TV)
- Yet another redneck (Got ran over by the redneck's pickup truck)
- Policeman (Tried to steal the gun, but failed miserably, and got shot in the head)
- Chuck Norris (CHUCK NORRIS, !)
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