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Jason Voorhees is an undead zombie killer with a hockey mask. He can't die (ever) because he always comes back no matter what. I don't care what you say Jason can't die. Did I mention he can't die?

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Tier: 8-C, doesn't matter because he can't die | 8-B, still doesn't matter because he still can't die

Name: Jason Voorhees

Origin: The best movie EVER

Gender: Male

Age: Probably really old because he can't die

Classification: Zombie, Murderer, he can't die | CYBORG ZOMBIE KILLER FROM SPACE (who can't die)

Powers and Abilities (make sure to pay attention to this part because it's very important): Superhuman Physical Characteristics, Immortality (All Types) (because he can't die), Resurrection (which he doesn't need because he can't die), Stealth Mastery, Weapon Mastery, Enhanced Senses, Self-Sustenance (All Types), Illusion Creation, Mind Manipulation, Teleportation, Possession, he can't die | All previous abilities, as well as Immortality Negation (Killed a clone of his past self, who can't die) and Regeneration (True-Godly) (on top of not being able to die, now he extra can't die), he can't die

Attack Potency: Building Level (scales to some girl with telekinesis whose name I have forgotten, who destroyed a building) | City Block Level (destroyed a space station)

Speed: Fast (Dodged bullets, making him fast)

Lifting Strength: Infinite (Yo Mama so fat Jason slightly struggled to lift her (yes I just made a Yo Mama joke (I'd say please don't kill me if I didn't want to die)))

Striking Strength: Building Class | City Block Class

Durability (this is important too): TO INFINITY AND BEYOND (he can't die)

Stamina: He can't die

Range: Extended melee range, higher with other weapons

Standard Equipment: Every weapon known to man

Intelligence: Only average, but who cares? He still can't die.

Weaknesses: Being manipulated through his dead mother can stop Jason in his tracks. Also, nearly all of this "research" is completely wrong.

Key: Human/Zombie Jason | Über Jason / Jason X

Others[]

Notable Victories:

Michael Myers

Shirtless Michael Myers

Alien/Xenomorph

The Predator

Apex Predator (Mortal Kombat)

Pinhead

Ash Williams

Ghostface

Chucky

Kujo

Pennywise (Books, 1990s miniseries, 2017 reboot, and Deadlights)

Slenderman

Frankenstein

Jaws

Annabelle

The Creeper (aww man)

The Looksee

The Tethered (Us)

The Babysitter

Leatherface and the entire Sawyer family

Deadites

Prometheus/Engineers

Jigsaw

Mark Hoffman

Amanda Young

Billy the Puppet

The Predalien

The monsters from "Bird Box"

The monsters from "A Quiet Place"

Leprechaun

Bad Ash

Eyeless Jack

Jeff the Killer

Every FNAF animatronic

Indominus Rex

"Ghost" Jason (Never Hike Alone)

Freddy Krueger

Digger (My Bloody Valentine)

The Thing (no, not the one from Marvel)

The Blob

Krampus

Jack Frost

Magnus (Black Christmas)

Billy (Black Christmas)

Ripley

Ripley (The clone with Xenomorph DNA)

Every "Goosebumps" character

Any other horror character I forgot

He can't die

Notable Losses:

Ash Williams (Not canon (yes it is but this is according to fanboys))

Actual logic

He can't die

Inconclusive Matches:

He can't die