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We can start and finish wars
We're what killed the dinosaurs
We're the asteroid that's overdue
The dinosaurs will turn to dust
They'll die because we say they must
~ J.D. before the murder of Kurt in "Our Love Is God".
People are gonna see the ashes of Westerberg High School and they're gonna think, there's a school that self-destructed not because society doesn't care, but because that school was society. The only place Heathers and Marthas can get along is in heaven!
~ J.D.

Summary[]

Jason Dean or J.D. is the true main antagonist of Heathers and Heathers: The Musical and Veronica Sawyer's initial love interest. He is the true mastermind behind the murders of Heather Chandler, Kurt Kelley and Ram Sweeney. He believes that he needs to cleanse society of it's filth, planning on taking all the students of Westerberg High School first. He manipulates Veronica throughout much of the film and musical before she realizes his true intentions and decides to put a stop to his plans of genocide.

Powers and Stats[]

Tier: High 5-A, Low 2-C with his Love

Name: Jason Dean

Origin: Heathers

Gender: Male

Age: 17

Classification: Student, human, the asteroid that killed the dinosaurs, serial killer

Powers and Abilities: Superhuman Physical Characteristics, Fire Manipulation (Able to manipulate fire to his whims), Dancing Power, Fourth Wall Awareness (Tells the audience to go check out his solo), Stealth Mastery (Able to break into houses easily and pick locks), Preparation, Gun Mastery, Expert in hand-to-hand combat, Social Influencing (Tricked Heather Chandler into drinking drain cleaner. Manipulated Veronica Sawyer for the majority of the musical), Soul Manipulation and Incorporeality (Can manifest herself as a spirit-like embodiment of his will that can physically interact with others and manipulate the souls of others and rip them from their owner's body), Broadway Force, Reality Warping, Spatial Manipulation (Should have the same applications during his musical numbers as Veronica and The Heathers), Aura, Light Manipulation, Cloth Manipulation, Illusion Creation, Telekinesis, Non-Physical Interaction (Can interact with the manifestation of Veronica's soul), Forcefield Creation (Uses the same light-based aura Veronica has, which can be used to make illusions, create clothes, use telekinesis, make forcefields, and purify darkness), Size Manipulation (Turned into a giant), Blood Manipulation, Thread Manipulation, and Body Puppetry (Can make threads of blood which can be attached to other people's bodies like puppets), Conceptual Manipulation and Explosion Manipulation (Type 2 & 3 - His explosion of Westerberg High School would have destroyed society as a concept), Mind Manipulation and Possession (In a similar fashion to how Veronica was able to manipulate Heather's spirit with a suicide note, J.D. would have done the same with every student of Westerberg High after their deaths), Darkness Manipulation (Seen here), Abstract Existence (Type 2) and Chaos Manipulation (Movie J.D. states that chaos is what killed the dinosaurs, which also happens to be what Musical Veronica and J.D. accomplished, meaning that Veronica and J.D. are chaos itself), Corruption and Morality Manipulation (Attempted to corrupt Veronica), Poison Manipulation (With drain cleaner), Immortality (Type 1 & 2) (Survived having his heart carved open), Resistance to Broadway Force (Able to interrupt Veronica in "Dead Girl Walking (Reprise)"), Mind Manipulation, Empathic Manipulation, and Fear Manipulation (Able to resist being in the presence of Heathers)

Attack Potency: Dwarf Star level (Able to struggle against Veronica. Superior to base Heather Chandler who was able to make a giant lollipop the size of a building and is on par with Regina George who is able to spin the world within her hands. Could manifest an entire city into being. Stated that he and Veronica. could finish wars and that they were the asteroid that killed the dinosaurs), Universe level+ (Veronica and J.D.'s love is God, who is stated to have created the universe)

Striking Strength: Dwarf Star Class

Speed: Relativistic (Can keep up with Veronica Sawyer)

Lifting Strength: Class Y

Durability: Dwarf Star level (Took hits from Veronica, who was also the meteor that killed the dinosaurs)

Stamina: Superhuman

Range: Standard melee range, at least 50 meters with his gun, several kilometers with Broadway Force, universal with his Love

Intelligence: Supergenius (Able to plan complicated schemes to murder Heather Chandler and the jocks, and created a bomb that would render the concept of society impossible)

Standard Equipment:

  • J.D.'s gun
  • Drain cleaner
  • Explosives

Weaknesses: Psychologically unstable and overconfident. Can't count to three.