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Thewarriorfromhell
What do you mean "this was a thing"?!
~ Everyone ever

Summary[]

Takuya Mashiro was just a regular young motorcycle rider until he saw a crashing UFO (ok...), in fact a space warship called the Marveler (bear with me here). His father, a space archaeologist (is that a thing?) named Hiroshi Yamashiro, went to investigate the spacecraft only to be killed. The incident also attracts the attention of Doctor Monster (...) and his evil Iron Cross Army, an evil group that plans to rule the universe.(...)

Takuya follows his father to the Marveller and discovers Garia, the last surviving warrior of Planet Spider (wait for it), a world that was destroyed by Professor Monster and the Iron Cross Army. Garia explains that he was hunting Prof. Monster but now needs someone to carry on the fight and he injects Takuya with some of his own blood. The blood of a person from Planet Spider gives Takuya spider-like powers. Garia then gives Takuya a bracelet that can activate his spider protector costume, shoot web-lines, and controls the Marveller ship (which can also transform into a giant battle robot called "Leopardon") (just a lil bit more). Using his powers, Takuya fights Professor Monster's army and other threats to Earth under the name Spider-Man (theeere we go).

Powers and Stats[]

Tier: Goddamn it Japan

Name: Takuya Mashiro, Spider-Man, Supaidāman

Origin: Spider-Man (Japanese TV Series)

Gender: Male

Age: 22

Classification: The Emissary from Hell

Powers and Abilities: Superhuman Physical Characteristics, Enhanced Senses, Skilled Martial Artist, Can adhere to and climb nearly any surface, Summoning (Can summon the Marveler, which can turn into a giant fockin' robot), Madness Manipulation (If the synopsis of the show didn't tip you off)

Attack Potency: Solos Marvel (They never saw this coming when they signed that contract. Equal to Korean Dr. Strange)

Speed: Qwick (Managed to surprise this lady)

Lifting Strength: Wow (Can lift his own body weight via climbing...What? You try doing the same, see how far you get)

Striking Strength: At least Spider Class (Should be able to hit as hard as a spider at the very least)

Durability: Invincible+ (Should be comparable to KDS)

Stamina: 41 episodes (Wait, what?)

Range: Japan-only initially, now international thanks to Marvel releasing the subtitled episodes

Standard Equipment: Suit-containing bracelet, web shooters, the Marveler (which transforms into a giant robot named goddamn LEOPARDON)

Intelligence: Omniscient (Equal to Doctor Strange)

Weaknesses: Having to balance a way of superheroing and normal life (wow, guess they didn't deviate that much after all)

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Korean Doctor Strange (Duh)