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Roshan

Summary[]

I want to curse the ice age baby with immortality but allow him to still feel pain and then strap his legs and arms to seperate poles so he cannot escape or move too much and then plant bamboo under him and let it grow through him throughout several weeks and then when it is fully grown I want to rip out all of his teeth and nails and then strap him into the femur breaker and break both his femurs and then beat him to a bloody pulp with a hammer and then when he is naught but a bloody pile of flesh I will pour a potent potion of healing onto the pile of blood and flesh and then wait until he regrows all his body parts and all his wounds are gone and then repeat the process. (Basically the second worst Shit tier character ever)

Powers and Stats[]

Tier💩 | 5-B

Name: Roshan, Ice Age Baby

Origin: Hell

Gender: Male

Age: 0-5

Classification: Little piece of wasted genetic spunk greasy cum stain on the golden mountain of sheer perfection that is Ice Age.

Powers and Abilities: Anger Manipulation (Can make people mad at him), Skilled Crimelord, Being a little shit

''Attack Potency: ''💩 (Weak ass piece of crap cant hurt anyhing.) | Planet level (Managed to get the entire god damn world angry at him.)

Speed: Below Average Human, likely far lower (Is a Baby and thus slower then most humans)

Lifting Strength: Your Grades-

Striking Strength: 💩 (His strongest punches merely push dust off The One Below All)

Durability: Human level (Though not by much.)

StaminaBelow Stamina

RangeWhen it comes to trying to lose, he'll always have infinite stamina, however in any competition that requires winning, including racing or fighting, he immediately gives out before it starts. No stamina

IntelligenceLearning Impaired

Weaknesses: Everything.

Key: By Himself | With Anger Manipulation

Others[]

Notable Victories:

Nobody

Notable Losses:

Matt

Shaggy

Gigachad

Little Josh

Joshua from Wii Sports

Literally everybody else

Inconclusive Matches:

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