HOP!
do you ever just fuk it all up enough to know you will see the day everyone remembers that you fukt up, but no one alive is old enough to remember it? ya, Hop doesn't either, fuk u—https://joke-battles.fandom.com/wiki/Hop_Hoppington-Hoppenhiemer
Summary[]
Hop is the son of Sop and a space bunny. In Gop we trust.
Hop is here now, because Hop wanted to be.
Powers and Stats[]
Tier: Are You Fooking Kidding Me+ | Tier ∞+ | Ocean Tier+, likely lower when wanked because its too damn high | Hop Tier
Name: (Prince) Hop Hoppington-Hoppenhiemer
Origin: The Internet
Gender: Fluffy Person
Age: like 5 mentally, actually 55 million billion trillion THOUSAND years old | Beyond the concept of time, age, and mathematics. So much so that trying to comprehend it, even, as a being infinitely beyond infinitely beyond omniscient, is too stupid to understand.
Classification: Hopfolk/Karrotonian | Ungodly Being
Powers and Abilities: Superhuman Physical Characteristics, Superhuman Hearing (Can hear anything from thoughts, sounds or non-sounds forces in pocket dimensions, reality, fiction and in-between or beyond+), Superhuman Vision (can see in a 360 degree circle around his head, never leaving leaving any spots blind), Strong, Piano Manipulation
Attack Potency: Beyond the Suggsverse and the admins | Rebel Level (one shotted many foes into frustration, even if they couldn't be defeated, they still refused to continue or conceed) | Beyond True Omnipotence+ to the power of Skodwarde fusion with Copetan and Jeebus+, at least, when downplayed
Speed: "JUST A MINUTE FROM NEW YORK TO TOKYO" | Inconceivable To Even Hopwarde in a 3-way fusion with Hopetan and The Almighty Hoplulator | Infinite Beyond Omnipresent+ to the point where beings who cannot lose or tie in a race are always outside the capability or incapability of touching him in terms of speed+ (pretty much beyond mathematics or whatever humans can understand conventional speed with) | What even, bruh+++ (He is so "fast", that the concepts speed, infinity, omnipresence, dimensions, existence and non-existence, and everything in between or beyond are far below his true power. They, to humans, are not in any way worth or capable of depicting or describing it. In fact, no entity can. He has a "speed" so inconceivable that omniscient beings and above are not capable or incapable (or beyond+) of achieving his true swiftness. Hop has become one with Sop and speed itself to become more than fast. This is called Fop speed. This "speed" is beyond even the most inconceivable unobtainable version of any concept within or outside creation, and beyond that as well)
Lifting Strength: Far beyond however much is needed to win+
Striking Strength: Far beyond however much is needed to win+ (Hop in his Super Form has the power to take and copy the strength of his opponent and become more than powerful enough to beat them, regardless of anti-hax powers (including infinite invalidation+) and limitless durability, and/or being beyond the concept of being damaged, or physical all together. He is beyond concept and power conception as a whole, and tramples on characters that cannot lose no matter what, regardless if they are incapable of incapability or beyond that. He has as much strength, or beyond the idea of strength as "needed" to decimate a foe foolish enough to challenge him. This includes powers such as gods, but Hop likes the other beings like gods, and chooses not to abuse his absurd power in order to not make them feel bad about themselves. Unless needed or desired. Hop cannot change his mind and it cannot be changed when issued a fight, for he is of anti-fleshy nature. That includes your waifu.)
Notable Attacks/Techniques:
- Dop: It's like dabbing someone with a lightsaber
- Ditty Ditty Warp Warp: Instant teleportation move (uses it in chat often)
- Sop, Drop and Roll: An explosive attack that extents outward at a beyond infinite speed that anti-super-destroys everything it comes in contact with
- Rollin' 2 da beet: Headspins until he forms a supermassive black hole, otherwise pointless
- Hop hears: Hop's counter to the infamous 'I see' technique
- Yeth: Hop's generic knock-off of the word 'yes', due to him not being able to make proper "s" sounds
- fuk u mang: How Hop responds to people he doesn't like, or doesn't like what they're doing, and is sometimes accompanied by a meteor shower
- kansuh: This is what turns Hop into Sop on certain occasions
Durability: Irrelevant, minus the possibility (or impossibility+) of being damaged or hurt in the first place, even by beyond omnipotent beings such as Copeten+
Stamina: Not Quantifiable | Limitlessness+ minus the possibility (or impossibility+) of being tired in the first place+
Range: About 14 inches by himself, about 20 inches with his plastic bead art sword (he wields with his ears and/or feet for extra range)| Everywhere and Nowhere, and the Underwhere, all at the same time, and before the concept of time and existence and non-existence
Standard Equipment: His soft, supple body
Intelligence: Sop. Wait a minute. | Omniscient+
Weaknesses: Not applicable (no weaknesses or faults can be applied to him in anyway, period. Not even in imagination or hypothetically, as they cannot be within the realms of existence, non-existence, in-between or beyond. Any effort to make this possible (no matter how hax or anti-hax) in any way or beyond is rendered null and void by itself, and therefore incapable of happening to Hop or anything he wishes. Even if infinite or infinitely beyond the concept of infinity or beyond. Even if a being was capable of the incapable it would not be able to negate this impossibility)
Key: Joke Battles Wiki | Super Hop (Sop)
Useless Facts & Trivia[]
- You can buy your own Hop clone. They are all verified copies.
- He has a YouTube channel. He uploads cancerous videos to promote his decaying mental state.
- Hop once won a food eating contest by vaporizing everyone. The food was later eaten by wild animals and insects.
- Since 1954 Hop has banned sexually promoting imagery of himself. Violations of this will result in public beheading after numerous weeks of torture.
- Hop likes slapstick humor.
- Hop always refers to hopself in 3rd person.
- Here's the speed calc. And yeah, it is downplayed:
[☀FOOT^BIG FOOT (10^BIG FOOT) ↑↑...↑↑*FOST (Rayo's Number^SSCG (Tree3)^FOOT(Goggolplex) FOST (Tredecillinillion ↑↑↑ Big Bukuwaha^Treegol {FOST (Googolplexianth^Graham's Number} '↑)] yotaparsecs per Plank time
Music[]
Gallery[]
"b0ss, we found friends!" - Classic Hop with Buddy (2015)
"can you believe they kicked us out after burning their cats alive and eating all their food? it wasn't even good! buncha dickheads with no manners" -Hop (2016)
"SHUT UP, HOP'S TRYING TO FUCKING SLEEP!!!" - Hop, 2016
"he's Hop's sister. She is just Pink Hop." - Hop & Vibri on a Skype call with Buddy (2016)
"are you white? did someone skin you?" - Hop (2016)
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"u wanna fukin' GO!?" - Hop, after finding a lightsaber (2015)
"Oooooooooh, kan suh" -Hop getting radiation sickness (2015)
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