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Death sucks. You all suck. I hate you.
~ Illegal Chandler's most famous quote

Summary[]

Illegal Chandler is a variant of Heather Chandler in a parallel universe where the timeline has been horribly altered and modified to the point where reality has become distorted, leaving her as the only saving grace of quality within Westerberg High School. Her life loosely mirrors that of her prime counterpart with some changes.

Powers and Stats[]

Tier: Low 2-C | 1-A

Name: Heather Chandler

Origin: Heathers

Gender: Female

Age: 17

Classification: Student, Human, Heather, "The Almighty", mythic bitch | Ghost, Queen

Powers and Abilities:

Mean Girl Physiology, Fourth Wall Awareness (Directly apologizes to the audience for the terrible display they are witnessing), Plot Manipulation (Completely changed the script of the original Heathers out of pure anguish), Dancing Power

All previous powers except Mean Girl Physiology plus: Immortality (Type 1, 5, 6, 7 & 9), Omnipresence, Possession, Omniscience (Is physically the "me" inside of "everyone". She can be multiple things at once like a dove, someone's relative, and a horse. Is stated to be able to live forever despite being dead. Prime Heather stated that she was like oxygen and everywhere), Higher-Dimensional Manipulation, Higher-Dimensional Existence, Dream Manipulation, Telepathy (Able to enter Veronica's mind), Madness Manipulation (Was slowly making Veronica go insane), Transduality, Self-Sustenance (Types 1, 2 and 3), Invisibility (Unable to be seen by anyone but Veronica), Incorporeality, Acausality (Type 4 - Transcends linear time and can appear in the dreamscape to Veronica before she's even dead yet), Resistance to Plot Manipulation (Went against the script)

Attack Potency: Universe level+ (Able to carry the entirety of the show without much issue, which is in itself, its own universe) | Outerverse level (Should be comparable to prime Heather Chandler upon her death)

Striking Strength: Universe Class+ | Outerverse Class

Speed: Average Human, possibly Relativistic (Should be comparable to her prime counterpart) | Irrelevant (Due to her omnipresence)

Lifting Strength: Immeasurable (Was able to carry the entire show) | Irrelevant

Durability: Universal level+ (Was able to survive the entire show crashing down upon her) | Outerverse level

Stamina: Superhuman | Infinite

Range: Universal | Omnipresent

Intelligence: Above average | Omniscient

Standard Equipment: None notable.

Weaknesses: Can be killed by being tricked into drinking drain cleaner | Can be controlled by Veronica Sawyer to some extent.

Key: Base | Ghost