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Dem GoodBase

Looks like Gamzee because reasons

HoNk
~ Dem Good's battle cry.

Dem GoodAsended

Looks like Makara because reasons

hOnK
~ Dem Good explaining the ending of DHMIS.

Dem GoodMeme

Looks like a purple blood because reasons

honk
~ Dem Good after figuring out how to divide by zero.

Dem GoodComposite

Looks like a clown because reasons

HONK
~ Dem Good to Lord Popo.

Dem GoodNo Mercy

Looks like a troll because reasons

HoNk hOnK
~ Dem Good upon avoiding the creation of Two Babies One Fox.

Dem GoodLewd

Looks like the descendant of The Grand Highblood because reasons

HONK honk
~ Dem Good pick up lines.

Dem GoodNearDeath

Looks like the Bard of Rage because reasons

hOnK HoNk.
~ Dem Good's last words

Dem GoodDead

Looks like one of the dreamers from Prospit because reasons

honk HONK.
~ Dem Good being silent (Because dead people make noices, even less honk)

Dem GoodLike Always

Looks like... what does it look like?

Intergalactic, planetary, planetary, intergalactic
Intergalactic, planetary, planetary, intergalactic
Intergalactic, planetary, planetary, intergalactic
Intergalactic, planetary, planetary, intergalactic

Well, now, don't you tell me to smile
You stick around I'll make it worth your while
My number's beyond what you can dial
Maybe it's because we're so versatile
Style, profile, I said
It always brings me back when I hear, "ooh, child!"
From The Hudson River out to the Nile
I run the marathon to the very last mile
Well, if you battle me I feel reviled
People always sayin' my style is wild
You've got gall, you've got guile
Step to me I'm a rap-o-phile
If you want to battle you're in denial
Comin' from Uranus to check my style
Go ahead, put my rhymes on trial
Cast you off into exile

Intergalactic, planetary, planetary, intergalactic
Intergalactic, planetary, planetary, intergalactic
Intergalactic, planetary, planetary, intergalactic
Intergalactic, planetary, planetary, intergalactic

Jazz and A.W.O.L, that's our team
Step inside the party, disrupt the whole scene
When it comes to beats, well, I'm a fiend
I like my sugar with coffee and cream
Well, I gotta keep it going keep it going full steam
Too sweet to be sour to nice to be mean
Well, on the tough-guy style I'm not too keen
Trying to change the world, I'm going to plot and scheme
Mario C. likes to keep it clean
Gonna shine like a sunbeam
Keep on rappin', 'cause that's my dream
Thank Moe Dee for 'Sticking to Themes'
Now when it comes to envy y'all is green
Jealous of the rhyme and the rhyme routine
Another dimension, new galaxy
Intergalactic, planetary

Intergalactic, planetary, planetary, intergalactic
Intergalactic, planetary, planetary, intergalactic
Intergalactic, planetary, planetary, intergalactic
Intergalactic, planetary, planetary, intergalactic

We're from the family tree of old school hip-hop
Kick off your shoes and relax your socks
The rhymes are spread just like a pox
'Cause the music is loud like an electric shock...

Beastie Boys known to let the beat...
Mmm, drop!

Now when I wrote graffiti my name was Slop
If my rap's soup, my beats is stock
Step from the table when I start to chop
I'm a lumberjack DJ Adrock
If you try to knock me you'll get mocked
I'll stir fry you in my wok
Your knees'll start shakin' and your fingers pop
Like a pinch on the neck of Mr. Spock

Intergalactic, planetary, planetary, intergalactic
Intergalactic, planetary, planetary, intergalactic
Intergalactic, planetary, planetary, intergalactic
Intergalactic, planetary, planetary, intergalactic

~ Dem Good saying honk.

Summary

Because aparently I never made a Godmode. And no, this doesn't count, neither does this, though this is quite close but not enough.

This is the part where I say they are downplayed or something, right?

Tier: [GENERIC GODMODE TIER]

Name: Dem Good (It's a really complex anagram which no one will understand)

Origin: Dunno, ummm... Alterniabound? Yeah, Alterniabound

Gender: Genderful

Age: 6.66 Solar Sweeps

Classification: Godmode thingy of doom WAIT NO. Super Kami Godmode thingy of doom

Powers and Abilities: Super-Hyper-Mega-Ultra Physical Characteristics, Mayonnaise Manipulation, Mindipulation (Mind controled User to read this page), Anime Force (Anime Force>>>>>>>Toon Force), Can perceive, attack and dodge abstracts, Honk Manipulation, Liven't Manipulation, Can move instantly from one place to another (Wow, there has to be a shorter name for this), Can pretend to be Michael Bay, Breaking the wall right before the 5th; Reality Warping, Law Manipulation and Conceptual Manipulation via editing pages in Wikipedia (Wikipedia is always right, when you edit a page there you are changing reality), Immortaity (Types 420, 720, 11037, 5318008, 31415926535...4 and 4-∞)

Attack Potency: Godmodepotent (What, do you really think I have time to spam the word infinity/beyond and then put a justification that isn't even close to 1-A, or no justification at all? Don't you know I'm working on a really big and secret side proyect which takes a big portion of my free time? No, of course you don't. You just came here to claim that your character solos without considering anyone's feelings. Doesn't matter, I'll forgive you this time. Just don't ask for Speed, Lifting Strength, Striking Strength and Durability because it's just redundant)

Speed: WHAT DID I JUST TELL YOU??

Stamina: Irrelevant (Seriously people, you don't have to wank every statistic. Limitless/Irrelevant is more than enough)

Range: Planetary, Intergalactic (Didn't see that one coming, huh?), Irrelevant with Coward

Standard Equipment:

  • Potions: Dem Good has an unlimited stock of potions to throw at opponents or at themself:
    • Cobalt Potion: Turns the target into a pir8te (Not to be confused with the way less cool pirate). That person will also lose it's left arm and left eye
    • Green Potion: Leaves the target without creativity
    • Red Potion: Gives the target a mental breakdown if they see the color blue
    • Blue Potion: Makes the target blue. That's it's effect.
    • Phantom Potion: Makes the target weak
    • Hyper Potion: Makes the target hear music
    • Flashy Potion: Gives the target a seizure
    • Dem Good Potion: Nullifies all of the target's Power and Stats, replacing them with Dem Good's

Notable Attacks/Techniques:

Active

  • Coffee Break: Dem Good calls for a 10 minutes coffee break. If anyone tries to harm the opponent in any way before the coffee break is finished, they lose the battle for being a asshole. This move has priority
  • Dance-off!!!: Dem Good challenges the opponent to a dance-off. The first person to stop dancing (Or that tries to make the opponent stop dancing) dies and is burried underground... but not in that order
  • Can't touch this: Dem Good starts to dance, allowing them to dodge everything including things that should logically be undodgeable, like Time Stop, Conceptual Manipulation, Swift, etc.

Pasive

  • Coward: Anyone that tries to get out of Dem Good's range to abuse their own will be affected by this, making them to afraid too do anything
  • Back that up: Dem Good stacks the Power and Abilities of every character that the opponent has ever claimed to defeat, but hasn't actually defeated in a thread or failed to do so
  • What the Honk: Replaces every sound with a Honk. If one tries to negate this ability, the honks will only get louder to the point of earrape

Weaknesses: This character isn't weak. And isn't called Ness

Othe-

Oh, wait. You meant "Weakness", not "Weak Ness". Sorry, I misheard you.

Weaknesses: Do I really have to say it?

Others

Matches (Yes, just matches. Winning, loosing, it's all the same):