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Harambe

Summary

Harambe is our savior. He slammed a kid against a wall and got shot for our sins. He's done many great things for us, so much so that the life of a child is insignificant compared to his mere presence, even from the perspective of humans themselves. Harambe has shown the world that gorilla lives matter too.

Unfortunately, he's dead now. But like the prophecy foretold; if enough people expose their genitalia in his name, then maybe, just maybe, we'll get the opportunity to be graced with his life on earth once again. Long story short, the prophecy was true. Harambe came back to life and lived in his zoo exhibit in peace until a heated battle with Caveman Spongebob took his life a second time. After that, Harambe gave up on trying to return and would instead serve as God's meme martyr, and spread salvation and happiness to all of existence. To this day, humanity still unsheathe their genitals on the daily in remembrance of him. Even Caveman Spongebob.

Dicks out for Harambe.

Powers and Stats

Tier: Low 2-C

Name: Harambe

Origin: Cincinnati Zoo

Gender: Male

Age: 17

Classification: Gorilla, Living Meme, Savior, Hero,

Powers and Abilities: Superhuman Physical Characteristics, Mind Manipulation, Body Manipulation, Soul Manipulation, Fire Manipulation, Light Manipulation, Energy Manipulation, Air Manipulation, Immortality (Type 8), Magic, Life Manipulation, Death Manipulation, Flight, Possession

Attack Potency: Universe Level+ (Should be comparable if not superior to dat boi and Arthur Read, Fought on equal terms with Caveman Spongebob in a long and heated battle and almost won)

Speed: Massively FTL+ (Can keep up with Caveman Spongebob)

Lifting Strength: At least Peak Human

Striking Strength: Multi-Planet Level (Struck the hearts of many)

Durability: Universe Level+

Stamina: Very high, can endure long fights with Caveman Spongebob

Range: Gorilla Melee range, Universal via his other abilities

Standard Equipment: Gorilla fists, some of his apologists have wielded guns

Intelligence: Can lead an entirely separate team in Pokemon GO that can hold its own against Mystic, Valor, and Instinct altogether while still remaining a mystery to the public even after Harambe's "death" 

Weaknesses: Guns

Notable Attacks/Techniques:

Apologist Stampede - A mob of fanatics enraged by the opponent's dumbfounded opposition to Harambe proceed to charge forward and trample said opponent.

Harambe's Spite - Harambe's spirit detects the opponent as a threat to the world's peace, and attempts to annihilate them out of existence.

Harambe Slam - Harambe slams the opponent against a wall as an homage to the privileged kid who was lucky enough to be graced with such an experience.

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