| “ | If every pork chop were perfect, we wouldn't have hotdogs | „ |
| ~ Greg's advice to his son Steven |
| “ | Nooope! | „ |
| ~ Greg's reaction upon seeing Rose Quartz Gems in the beach-house, as he knew he would become aroused and destroy them with the power of his Murdercock |
| “ | You're everything I want! | „ |
| ~ Greg hitting on Rose, who of course was immediately charmed |
Summary[]
Greg "Murdercock" Universe is a middle-aged human male who lives in Beach City on Earth in the Steven Universe franchise, and is the father of the main character, Steven. Greg's romantic partner was Rose Quartz, whose true identity was the mighty Pink Diamond, the most powerful of all the Diamonds at her peak. Despite being a mere human, Greg has the special ability that his penis is actually the almighty Diamond-Shattering Rod of Destruction a.k.a. the "Murdercock," and as such, he was able to MURDERCOCK Rose/Pink to death in order for her to conceive and become Steven. He also possesses a mysterious ability known as "The Old Universe Charm."
Powers and Stats[]
Tier: 10-B | At least High 6-A likely far higher
Name: Greg Universe
Origin: Steven Universe
Gender: Male
Age: 22 to 26 years old in his prime when he demolished Rose Quartz (Pink Diamond), 40 years old in the original series, 42 years old in the Movie and Future
Classification: Human, father of Steven Universe, former rock-star, partner of Rose Quartz, and wielder of the almighty Murdercock
Powers and Abilities: While otherwise a normal human aside from his Murdercock, Greg is capable of Social Influencing via seduction (he is able to seduce anyone in existence up to and including the Diamonds) and his musical abilities. With his Murdercock, Greg is capable of Transmutation and Biological Manipulation (upon Greg giving her some of his human DNA and destroying her with his Murdercock, Rose Quartz became the Half-Gem-Half-Human hybrid Steven), as well as Light Manipulation (can destroy Gems' forms, which are made of light)
Attack Potency: Human level normally. At least Multi-Continent level, likely far higher via utilization of his Murdercock by scaling to Pink Diamond
Speed: Typically Normal Human, up to at least Relativistic, likely higher and possibly FTL with his Murdercock by scaling to the Diamonds
Lifting Strength: Typically Regular human, but his Murdercock can support weights up to at least Class Z, likely far higher as the Murdercock surpasses the strength of the Diamonds
Striking Strength: Typically Human Class, At least Multi-Continent Class, likely far higher with his Murdercock.
Durability: Typically Human level, but his Murdercock possesses at least Multi-Continent level, likely far higher durability by scaling to its AP and to Pink Diamond
Stamina: Typically ordinary human-level (despite appearing obese and out of shape, Greg has shown normal human stamina and physical abilities), but LIMITLESS sexual stamina due to the special abilities of his penis and The Old Universe Charm
Range: Melee range normally, at least several meters but likely much further with ejaculation
Standard Equipment: His musical instruments, and his penis (a.k.a. The Murdercock)
Intelligence: Very High (despite appearing as a goofball, Greg has such high social-intelligence as to be capable of seducing anyone in existence, including the Diamonds themselves)
Weaknesses: While his penis is incredibly powerful, the rest of Greg's body is simply that of an ordinary human, and thus is fragile and squishy
Notable Attacks/Techniques:
- Musical Abilities: With his great prowess as a musician, Greg is able to influence those around him, and it was this ability which originally caused Rose Quartz to take an interest in him
- The Old Universe Charm: The ability to seduce anyone in all of existence
- The almighty Diamond-Shattering Rod a.k.a. Murdercock: Greg's penis is in actuality the almighty Diamond-Shattering Rod of Destruction. As such it possesses power, speed, and durability far beyond ordinary human penises (see Attack Potency, Speed, and Durability listings above), as well as the abilities of Transmutation, Biological Manipulation, and Light Manipulation, and so it is known as the "Murdercock" because of how he MURDERCOCKED Rose Quartz/Pink Diamond with it
Key: Non-aroused | Aroused Murdercock
Others[]
Notable Victories:
Rose Quartz/Pink Diamond (He annihilated her with his Murdercock)
Thanos (Composite) (both MCU and Ultimate Thanos. The guy uses rocks to fight. Greg f*cks rocks to death. 'Nuff said)
The Thing (Hanna-Barbera) (The Thing is made of rocks. I think you guys get it)
The Thing (Marvel Comics) (You guys know the drill by now)
Literally any Earthbender from the Avatar franchise (obviously)
Notable Losses:
Inconclusive Matches: