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Summary[]

A sculpture with many nipples. It was designed to resemble artist Patricia Piccinini's depiction of what her ideal man would look like. Coincidentally, it also happened to be very durable and could survive car crashes. The media misinterpreted the Patricia's intentions and stated that this is what humans would look like if they were designed to survive car crashes. However, this is not the case; it was simply a personification of Patricia's wet dream that ended up being rather durable as a mistake. Screw you, media.

Powers and Stats[]

Tier: At least 4-B, possibly 3-A

Name: Graham

Origin: Australian Transport Accident Commission

Gender: Male

Age: Unknown

Classification: Sculpture designed to survive car crashes

Powers and Abilities: Invulnerability, Shapeshifting, Body manipulation, Regeneration

Attack Potency: At least Solar System Level+, possibly Universe Level (Comparable to Harambe and Arthur Read)

Speed: Massively FTL+

Lifting Strength: Unknown

Striking Strength: Unknown

Durability: At least Solar System Level+, possibly Universe Level, likely higher as he was build to survive immense amounts of punishment

Stamina: Unknown

Range: Melee

Standard Equipment: 12 nipples, Goatee, boxer shorts,

Intelligence: Unknown

Weaknesses: None notable, Stated by a reddit comment that the nipples are his source of power

Notable Attacks/Techniques: None

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