Still not as big as his posterior
Summary[]
Gorgeous Freeman is a Garry's Mod-based machinima produced by Antoine Delak. It follows a parody of the Half-Life 2 storyline, where the most obvious difference is that Gordon Freeman (renamed "Gorgeous Freeman") spends about half of the series in nothing but his underwear.
Powers and Stats[]
Name: Gorgeous Freeman
Origin: Gorgeous Freeman
Age: 27
Gender: Male
Powers and Abilities: Be gorgeous, Superhuman Physical characteristics, Toon Force, very good at dancing and seducing, everyone he kills will be named "Wilson"
Attack Potency: "#$%&( level (can shock everyone with it), Anaconda level via butt (made Kleiner turn gay), otherwise Street level with his suit (Sparta Kicked a Combine so hard that it died, can hit a bullet so hard that it can turn into a deadly projectile, tossed his crowbar hard enough to crack a skull) and Building level without his clothes (shat a train... no kidding)
Striking Strength: Your manliness level (made Barney and Kleiner "go"), otherwise Street level (see above)
Lifting Strength: Superhuman (can launch himself several feet in the air)
Durability: Wall level (got hit by a train)
Stamina: Can't get tired
Range: A few yards
Standard Equipment: His ass, his crowbar, your manliness that he just took away, the HEV suit
Intelligence: Duke Nukem (combat pragmatism and good at seducing, but it is bad at everything else)
Weaknesses: His suit even wants him
Notable Attacks and Techniques:
-Fuck you: Self explanatory
-Ass: Absorbs something on his ass and then shoots it
-Anaconda: Dances and makes everyone want him
Others[]
Notable Victories:
-Wilson: He always dies
-Kleiner's pride: Went gay
-Barney's gun: Exploded
Notable Losses:
Inconclusive Fights:
Gallery[]
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