World's most beautiful man do not argue.
Summary[]
Gordon James Ramsay OBE is an English (NO!) British Sco'ish chef. Chef Ramsay is the greatest chef to ever exist come into existence FOREVER.
Fellow Brit, William Shakespeare himself had this to say about our beloved Gordon:
| “ | Hark! From the celestial realms did Gordon Ramsay descend, and lo, the wretched taverns did tremble in dread. With barbs most scathing and oaths most profane, he smote the unworthy cooks, that he might procure victuals of surpassing excellence. | „ |
That's right. Literally came back from the grave to praise our dear Gordon. And like our dear playwright, Ramsay has mastered the English language. His ability to ferociously insult anyone would make even Bully Maguire say "Finally, a worthy opponent". No human being on Planet Earth has so mastered the capability to personally tear apart anyone without even making contact. Such is genius.
A culinary expert, Ramsay holds dominion over all food ever. He spends his time winning Michelin stars as frequently as you refit your Michelin tyres, insulting mediocre chefs and customers alike on Hell's Kitchen, or watching UK and US culinary culture hit rock bottom (not that it's hard mind you) on Kitchen Nightmares. He is also, apparently, a hotel expert. Huh...
Chef Gordon is uniquely terrifying because he is non-fictional. He may be the strongest non-fictional character ever to exist, rivalling the likes of Phil Swift among a few chosen ones. The omniverse quaked when the guy was born. If he met the creator, he's probably going to call him a greedy delusional pig. Our hero <3
Powers and Stats[]
Tier: Lamb Saucy (Memetic)
Name: Gordon James Ramsay,
Origin: Real Life (Peak Reality TV)
Gender: F00d
Age: 58, but that's modesty bc he is actually eternal
Classification: Chef, Food God, Swearing God, Actually a Knight (I shit you not he has an OBE), Hotel Expert
Powers and Abilities:
- Superhuman Physical Characteristics (Ramsay forearms surpass all imagination, seriously now)
- Omnipresence (He is all food.)
- Emotional Manipulation (Best insulter life has ever come to witness, and knows every swear word in existence)
- Genius Intelligence
- Self-Sustenance (Types 1 and 2: Easily stood in a vacuum with no assistance. He is literally food itself and therefore doesn't need to eat.)
- Meme Manipulation
- Conceptual Manipulation (Hold complete dominion over swearing, and attempting to use it against him will result in humiliation and possibly death. The customer is not actually right anymore when Ramsay is involved.)
- Toon Force (See here)
- Surface Scaling (Neither Steve nor Alex can climb a Minecraft tree with Gordon's pure class)
- Summoning (Summoned a SWAT team. Can summon Chef Mike, the microwave, to battle)
- Food Manipulation (...if you asked me to cite this I would question you at this point)
- Reality Warping (Can reach a new plane of existence after locating the lamb sauce. Joined the Avengers. Logged into Minecraft.)
- Heat Vision (See here)
- All the powers of the Infinity Stones, which includes:
- Deconstruction (Instantly killed Star-Lord... and Spider-Man, and Doctor Strange thereafter)
Attack Potency: Potential as RAW as the fucking bass left in the walk-in (Capable of cooking the Infinity Stones in his non-stick pan. Only 1% of his power is needed to stomp Ultra Instinct Goku, and he can literally go SSJ. Instantly killed Proxima Midnight by insulting her.)
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