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Goliath-EFAP
You thought that peace would last forever? No... Dread it. Run from it. Goliath arrives all the same. And now he's here.
~ The Meme Repository
I was just going down an alleyway and I rounded a corner. Uh, just kinda casually walking and there's just a really "beefy scary-looking dog" just stood right in the middle of it staring at me.
~ Cynic Snack's sighting of Goliath

Summary[]

Goliath is the "beefy scary-looking" dog, that Cynic Snacks encountered in an alleyway in the Philippines. Goliath is one of EFAP's most ancient being, he's been around for billions of years, and has fought the creator of the EFAPverse, Fred the Cosmic Chicken. Goliath was first recorded by Bigideas in ancient times, but recently there have been eyewitness reports of him being sighted in alleyways around the world.

Powers and Stats[]

Tier: 2-C

Name: Goliath

Origin: EFAP

Gender: Male

Age: Likely BBBIIILLLLIIIIOOONNNS of years old

Classification: Evil Dog | "Guardian" of Tonald

Powers and Abilities: Superhuman Physical Characteristics, Darkness Manipulation, Size Manipulation (Can grow to the size of the MonsterVerse Godzilla), Shapeshifting (Goliath can shapeshift into his aquatic form and other beings), Energy Manipulation, Teleportation, Fear Manipulation (Goliath is one of the most terrifying beings in EFAP. He's scared the tiny-pizza man Cynic Snacks and is a bone-chilling sight in general), Spatial Manipulation, Time Manipulation, Reality Warping, Immortality (Types 1 & 4), Sound Manipulation, Technology Manipulation, Creation (Can create drones to spy on people)

Attack Potency: Low Multiverse level (Has fought against deities such as Tonald and most notably Fred the Cosmic Chicken. Goliath is one of the most powerful beings in the EFAPverse)

Speed: Immeasurable (Can keep pace with deities like Fred or Tonald) | Likely Omnipresent (Has been sighted in alleyways all over the world)

Lifting Strength: Unknown

Striking Strength: Low Multiversal

Durability: Low Multiverse level (Can take hits from Tonald Loke and Fred, and keep on fighting)

Stamina: Likely Immeasurable

Range: Standard Melee Range | Low Multiversal

Standard Equipment: None

Intelligence: Animalistic

Weaknesses: Goliath only has one weakness, a slingshot armed with a pebble, although it will not kill him, it will harm enough to retreat.

Notable Attacks/Techniques:

  • Sea Goliath: Goliath's alternate form, meant for underwater.
  • Goliath Drone: Drones created by Goliath to spy on people, these drones can sometimes take the forms of chickens.

Others[]

Notable Victories:

Cynic Snacks

The Philippines 

Notable Losses:

Tonald Loke

Inconclusive Matches:

Fred the Cosmic Chicken