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2525 - Carátula

Now it's been ten thousand years
Man has cried a billion tears
For what, he never knew, now man's reign is through
But through eternal night, the twinkling of starlight
So very far away, maybe it's only yesterday

Summary[]

God is a mysterious entity referenced twice in the song, In the Year 2525, who judged Humanity poorly for their directions as an entire species, and was thought to have been what destroyed them, but in the end, it was men who destroyed the Earth.

Powers and Stats[]

Tier: Unknown. At most High 6-A, possibly far higher

Name: God

Origin: Zager and Evans

Gender: Referred to as male.[1]

Age: At least several billion years old

Classification: God

Powers and Abilities: Space Flight

Attack Potency: Unknown. At most Multi-Continent level (Described as being capable of 'tearing down' all of Man's accomplishments and 'starting new'[2], however, it's unclear if how He would perform such a feat, and later lyrics imply that Man's ultimate destruction was their own doing, and not the work of God.[3]), possibly far higher (Implied to have potentially created the Earth, but this is never elaborated upon)

Speed: Unknown. Likely FTL (Said He would probably reach Earth by the year 7575, assuming He began flying towards the planet at the start of time, by the edge of the observable universe, He would be flying at speeds of 3.3c)

Lifting Strength: Unknown

Striking Strength: Unknown

Durability: Unknown

Stamina: Unknown

Range: Unknown, at most planetary, possibly far higher

Standard Equipment: Unknown

Intelligence: Appears to be wise, but unknown

Weaknesses: Humanity's sheer stupidity

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  1. God is gonna shake His mighty head
  2. In the year 7510
    If God's a'coming, He oughta make it by then
    Maybe He'll look around Himself and say
    Guess it's time for the judgment day

  3. In the year 9595
    I'm kinda wonderin' if man is gonna be alive
    He's taken everything this old earth can give
    And he ain't put back nothing