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| “ | It's much easier to be told what to think, than to actually think for yourself. That's the whole beauty of religion, Jeffery! I could rape a baby right now and people will still think I'm perfectly good, because I'm DEFINED that way, therefore I must have had a good reason to rape a baby. No thought required! | „ |
| ~ God |
Summary[]
God is a lead character in almost all of DarkMatter2525's parody animations. He is a parody of the Christian God.
Powers and Stats[]
Tier: At least Low 2-C, possibly far higher
Name: God, Yahweh, Jesus
Origin: DarkMatter2525
Gender: Male
Classification: God, Supreme Being
Powers and Abilities: Reality Warping, Magic, Toon Force, Breaking the Fourth Wall, Higher-Dimensional Existence (Is beyond space and time), Non-Corporeal, Invisibility, Cosmic Awareness, Omniscience, Omnipresence, Flight, Precognition, Creation, Weapon Mastery (Can wield a giant sword in his berserk form), Preparation, Sound Manipulation (Can change his voice), Logic Manipulation, Size Manipulation (Frequently makes himself bigger to appear more intimidating), can give himself Large Size (Up to Type 7), Body Puppetry (Forced a man to smile), Physics Manipulation (Can manipulate universal constants with the Universe-O-Matic), Space-Time Manipulation, Time Travel, Vector Manipulation, Light Manipulation, Radiation Manipulation, Gravity Manipulation, Heat Manipulation, Elemental Manipulation, Vibration Manipulation, Earth Manipulation (Can cause earthquakes), Weather Manipulation, Lightning Manipulation, Air Manipulation, Fire Manipulation, Hellfire Manipulation, Life Manipulation, Resurrection (Raised Jesus from the dead), Plant Manipulation, Animal Manipulation, Poison Manipulation, Disease Manipulation, Blood Manipulation, Fate Manipulation, Curse Manipulation, Death Manipulation, Explosion Manipulation (Blew up the city of Sodom), Berserk Mode, Transformation, Teleportation, Dimensional Storage, Cloth Manipulation (Seen here), Nonexistent Physiology (Type 1. Doesn't exist in physical reality), Immortality (Type 1, 2, 3, 4, and 5. Type 7 in the afterafterlife), Abstract Existence (Type 2. Exists as an idea in the mind of humanity), Regeneration (At least Mid. Can regrow his head and survive as a skeleton), Resistance to Poison (Suffered from no negative effects beyond getting drunk and having a hangover after 100% of his blood turned into alcohol), Organic Manipulation, Duplication, Data Manipulation (Can literally copy and paste real objects, can level up and upgrade his abilities in a video game-like fashion), Transmutation, Telekinesis, Text Manipulation (Made text appear on stone tablets), Existence Erasure (Made a fly disappear), Water Walking, Black Hole Creation (Seen here and here), Technology Manipulation and Information Manipulation (Added new options to an online survey), Power Bestowal (Gave Samson supernatural strength. Made King Solomon the wisest man who has ever lived), Morality Manipulation, Subjective Reality and Immersion (Projected his imagination into reality), Plot Manipulation (Can write real events like a movie), Conceptual Manipulation (Type 3. Scales to Lucy-fer, who turned Buzzfeed and InfoWars into evil spirits that could produce an offspring), likely many others
Attack Potency: At least Universe level+ (Consistently portrayed as the omnipotent creator of the universe. Exists beyond space and time), possibly far higher (Killed a God who is completely transcendent of both him and his universe, is separated from eternity and densed him into existence, also claiming to be so complex that Yahweh couldn't even begin to understand his workings, and later killed various other Gods who may have each similarly transcended that God and each other due to arriving in their afterlives after killing him). Negates durability in various ways
Speed: Omnipresent
Lifting Strength: Immeasurable
Striking Strength: At least Universal+, possible far higher
Durability: At least Universe level+, possibly far higher (Can trade blows with Allah, who is his equal)
Stamina: Likely Limitless
Range: Likely Universal+
Standard Equipment: None notable.
Intelligence: Nigh-Omniscient (Consistently portrayed as omniscient. However, there are things God doesn't know that he doesn't know)
Weaknesses: Extremely arrogant and jealous. Tends to be extravagant to the point of not listening or even deliberately ignoring common sense. Despite his omniscience, he often does blatantly foolish things for seemingly no reason. Has a very short temper and fragile ego, leading to him disproportionately punishing anyone who upsets him.
Others[]
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